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Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11909) - you deserved it (5667)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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that sucks

#3 - On 03/12/2010 at 8:28pm by XxKeLs3yxX

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I love the way this was worded. :}D

#12 - On 03/12/2010 at 8:34pm by RoxyRaccoon

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