Food for thought

By that’s what you get - 05/08/2020 17:02

Today, I warned my husband not to eat the seafood he'd left on the counter. He insisted it was fine. He’s now been in the bathroom shitting, puking and wailing for three hours. Our place is tiny and the bathroom is attached to our bedroom. The door doesn’t keep out the noise or the rancid smell. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 737
You deserved it 164

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

You didn’t marry him for his brains then?

OP, tell him the next time he goes through this because he didn't listen to you, you're just going to brick him up in there like Fortunato from THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO...

Comments

Ha, what do you know?!?! Usually women who marry guys who eat things despite a rancid seafood smell are quite happy about that.

The See Food diet has apparently turned into an effective weight loss diet for him.

You didn’t marry him for his brains then?

OP, tell him the next time he goes through this because he didn't listen to you, you're just going to brick him up in there like Fortunato from THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO...

Bad food makes for great stories. Be the bigger person and step up when your mate makes a stupid mistake, take care of him when he's ill. If he doesn't learn from his mistakes, find a better mate.

While he is a total idiot for eating that, why did you tell him not to eat it instead of throwing it away?