By that’s what you get - 5/8/2020 17:02

Food for thought

Today, I warned my husband not to eat the seafood he'd left on the counter. He insisted it was fine. He’s now been in the bathroom shitting, puking and wailing for three hours. Our place is tiny and the bathroom is attached to our bedroom. The door doesn’t keep out the noise or the rancid smell. FML
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By  JasonThorn  |  18

OP, tell him the next time he goes through this because he didn't listen to you, you're just going to brick him up in there like Fortunato from THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO...

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By  JasonThorn  |  18

OP, tell him the next time he goes through this because he didn't listen to you, you're just going to brick him up in there like Fortunato from THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO...

By  motoikkyu  |  12

Bad food makes for great stories. Be the bigger person and step up when your mate makes a stupid mistake, take care of him when he's ill. If he doesn't learn from his mistakes, find a better mate.