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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Sam411411's favorite FMLs

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 20 February 2010 01:47 / Ireland

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dzisfml / Sunday 14 February 2010 08:42 / Canada

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nick - / Thursday 11 February 2010 18:35 / United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

sam411411

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Mobility

I agree, my mouse works.

Consolation prize

One more and it's business time