By aloha - 12/03/2010 21:17 - France

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 187
You deserved it 2 180

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TahoeFMler 22

What a bitch and what poor timing.

Awww. Ouch :/. But at least you're in Hawaii? Maybe. Kinda.. Nope that sucks.


TahoeFMler 22

What a bitch and what poor timing.

XxKeLs3yxX 0

yea she seems like a real bitch

That sucks, believe me i know all about ear infections. It hurts like HELL. But why are you traveling with an ear infection haha ?

Word of the day: Blurted. And to the OP: Pawn her plane ticket home and use the money to buy life insurance for her. You know how the rest goes.........

Agreed...if she didn't even care enough to wait until after the trip to break up I'd have no qualms about selling her ticket...

look on the bright side, you are in Hawaii! I'd be fine if my girlfreind broke up with me and I had an ear infection if I was in Hawaii!

Monikabug 9

Yep, gotta agree. Leave her there. BUT, while you are there, you may as well go out and have fun! It's Hawaii, for crying out loud! ツ

eastside09 0

ha yo tht sucks bro been there before I know how u feel

YourEvilHero 12

pick up a coconut and make out with her to make her jealous

Blue_Coconuts 7

What? I don't wanna make out with him, I'll take his soon to be ex though.

I know...I would do anything for a vacation in Hawaii right now... well not anything...for example I wouldn't do a rock...or a fish...or a get the point Just enjoy yourself OP and say hi to my ex-roommate for me if you head to the Honolulu lol

TempestJones 0

OP... look at the brightside! Now when you see the hot chicks in Hawaii you can be guilt free if you decide to shack up with one! ;) Truely sorry bout the ear infection though. OWCH.

dude, I live in Hawaii but damn that sucks fyl Go to the beach and have fun.

Monika is right. Hope you have the tickets. If you can't return hers outright, trade it in for an upgrade to first class. While you're in Hawaii, pick up some meds for your infection then go have some fun. You might find a new gf before you leave or just go on 50 first dates.

Felendris 0

@30 Wilson!!! lmao

I've had a huge head cold for a few monthes were I can only hear less than 30% of things and going on a flight for a funeral was the worst pain in my life. fyl op

so wierd i have a cold an im landimg in hawaii today also. strange lol

what a bitch. she could have waited till the vacation was over. would you like me to beat her @$$ for you,

Lillies98 0

Hawaii sucks this time of year. it's been raining all month

tehamericanboy94 0

Fuck the bitch, leave her there with no phone or money.

ilovewhoppers 0

she could have been talking about working out, duh

ashlynn610 12

haha ilovewhoppers I thought the same thing!!! (:

Im in Hawaii roght now!!!!!

Haha reminds me of the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" poor thing

My uncle was poor. Until he won $95,000 in a scratch-off lottery. Then he spent all of it o. hookers and booze. Now he's poor AND he has herpes.

My uncle was poor. Then he won $95,000 in the scratch-off lottery. Then he spent it on hookers and booze. Now he's poor AND he had herpes.

I'm jealous of your uncle

itz_towelie 6

are you jealous of the $95,000, the beer, the hookers, or the herpes? The hookers and the herpes probably came together...

the whole thing

ashlynn610 12

IIallstarII I think lol well anywayz youre hott! (:

Exactly What I Was Thinking Of !

Sounds like a great vaction. Yes this is a fml for sure

I live in Hawaii

emmmilyyy 0

chuchurocket... want cookie...? :)

Awww. Ouch :/. But at least you're in Hawaii? Maybe. Kinda.. Nope that sucks.

Monikabug 9

Yeah, that does suck... but now you can live it up on your vacation in Hawaii, right? Go out, have a great time, and spite that insensitive bitch that you can now call your "ex-girtlfriend." ツ

Monikabug 9

._. "ex-girlfriend," * rather.

gigi_bella 0

Off topic, but how do you do that cool smiley face?

ya how did you do that?

Monikabug 9

Copy and paste. haha! Some people can not do it with the Alt codes, so... just copy and paste. It will be way easier. Trust me. It is actually a chinese symbol, I think. ツ

Monikabug 9

@51 Dude, no. Pretty sure I am going to use whatever I want for smiley faces. Take the stick out of your butt.

KurouTenshi 0

*tackle-hugs Monikabug* don't be so harsh on him!! ^^ he's just jealous cause his lover is probably his dog, and is jealous cause it's not you ;)

KurouTenshi 0

@66 sorry, but I don't feed trolls. I do, however, supply Monika with hugs and support. and I support her in using a symbol (which btw is nothing more than a mere single syllable, and therefor can't neccessarily mean much of anything) as a smile face. 


yeah, how you do that cool smiley face?

Monikabug 9

@66: I may be using a character from another language that YOU do not understand (ツ), but that does not mean I am bastardizing their language by using the symbol for a Smiley Face(ツ). I know that it is NOT offensive. The only person in the world to bitch about it to me (ツ), or anyone I know(ツ), is you. How does it affect you in any way? Oh that's right.. it doesn't. ツツツツツツツ @Chris ツ, thank you. ツ for the hugs, even though they were not Hizzugs ツ, and the support.ツ haha. ツ

I detect a flaming debate over ツ and have been sent from the planet "Earth" to beat the crap out of all parties involved... ...oh wait that's not it... ...oh yea... I was instructed to tell you all to reconcile your differences in a peaceful manner and to stop clogging the interwebs... they are already backed up from that last FML about the seafood... but seriously, does it really matter? It's not like the symbol is offensive to any group or individual (at least to my knowledge). *support hug to Monika for standing up for what she believes in :-)'s an Ω

Monikabug 9

@D, thank you! btw.. HEY! Get that Omega out of here now! We don't take kindly to Omega's around here. >;]

Monikabug 9

Oh jeeze. ._. I am so sorry that I have upset you in some way or another for using a symbol as a smiley face. I can see how me using it really affected you in your personal life, it must have just ruined your day. No, really, this whole conversation is childish. I am not going to stop using the symbol and you have no place to be telling me what symbols to use, or not use. You can learn to get over it and ignore it when you see it, just like I can learn to ignore your snide comments when I see them. 'Kay? ツ

Monikabug 9

I certainly will. Thanks for playing. ツ

Hell_Kaht's - a direct quote from your profile: "Though I am learning Japanese, I'm not really interested in Japan's culture all that much" For someone who doesn't care a whole lot about culture you sure care a lot about a single non-offensive character and how "big bad" Monika is "bastardizing" the language. Perhaps you should also go after this Monica on myspace for abusing the character as well... ツ ♥ monica michelle. ( L ) She appears to also be defaming aforementioned character. Oh wait... a quick google search turned up even more infractions... The truth of the matter is this world is fked up...we all know that... and abusing a non offensive character from another language ranks rather low on the totem pole of world problems. It's great to be passionate about something but this is America and just as you have the right to stand up for what you believe in, Monika also has the same freedom of speech to use a Japanese character as she sees fit. The symbol has no international limitations on its use, and no copyrights prohibit pasting said character to an online message board. Monika's use of the character does no more to remove value than :-O does to defame those English characters or using an accent over a letter because it "looks cooler" does to defame those characters. I do understand where you are coming from,, however, you have no right to tell Monika how that symbol can and can not be used... Now if she was using a variation of a swastika then that would be a different story... Omega was edited out :-(

wow that last post was way too serious... time to end on a lighter note... //o. <==== look two forward slashes mounting an o oooo noooo what should we do? I know... time for an army of ¥¥¥¥ to scare the forward slashes away before they impregnate... I mean defame that poor o / / ¥¥ o ¥¥ yay... the ¥'s win and are protecting the o... oo noo that's not good ¥¥o¥¥ poor o just got gangban.... I mean "defamed" :-(

topbanana 0

YAY!! to monikabug hell_khat and DGross!! that was the most exciting fml fight of the night! highlight of my afternoon ... o jeez I think I just made an fml on an fml comment about a fml fight...fml

What about using a capital "U" with an umlaut? Would that be bastardizing a language (actually alphabet) too? People need to learn to relax. Some things look like other things. This is akin to ASCII art on a small scale.

I'm not going to take a side here, but technically the 'shi'「シ」 character in katakana has no relevent meaning, because it is used to translate foreign words. If, however, the character was hiragana, 「し」 it would literally mean 'die'. So in the form it is being used, there is nothing offensive. Hell_Khat: English uses so many words and letters from other languages, so you really have no place to talk about stealing from another language. しんで しまえ。

burner_in_blue 0

Not that my opinion on this matter is going to mean anything. but FML is not limited to "America". just because you are in America does not mean all of us are. this is a standard response to close minded Americans who assume they are the greatest nation on the planet. and FYI this is IMO and does not in any way represent all Americans.

burner_in_blue 0

sorry the comment I made above is addressed to DGross

Oh shit, I just got owned by a cat. Mmkay, I just tried to help and didn't really need you to be a dick. しんで しまえ。

dude she dosent seem like a bitch. you seem like a douchebag sir. you did something to make her dump you. and ydi for corny ending &gt;.&gt;

brieanna101 0

oooooo denied

twobridesinct 0

I would trade in her return flight ticket to upgrade your return to first class

I'd change all my hotel and travel bookings for one and first class and leave her there. find your own way home bitch and finally hit up the clubs for some intense vaginal action.

So don't work out! Who cares? It's Hawaii...

gigi_bella 0

Aloha? I know that's Hawaiin, buts it's a bit corny with the FML...