What a cool and original pun about food poisoning.... This has not been said on other food poisoning FMLs or anything....

Someone needs to Falcon punched.

That awkward moment when you can't spell awkward.

That awkward moment when SOMEONE is being a grammar nazi.

73-I have my moments, but they're few and far between.

If you don't know how to prepare fish properly having sushi is a bad idea. And 1 bathroom for 5 people??? Damn.

35- It IS a 1000 times better than Dane Cook.

I'm just waiting for a certain mod to jump in on the Dane Cook thing.

#70, Ever heard of a typo?

the only thing thats dumber than this guy trying to make his own sushi is your comment

That awkward moment when you mix up Grammar Nazi with Spelling Nazi.

Should've left the sushi for the Asians.

5 gallon buckets for everyone.

I freaking hate sushi

Punny -_-

Yeah nothing good comes from, "homemade sushi" shudder...

Use the washer. We all had to do that once

Umm wtf??

Guess they could use diapers

Go hang out at gas stations they don't mind as long as you buy a candy bar every hour or so

BOO! You stink!

NO!! YOU STINK!!

Saying people's overused puns suck is so mainstream. I prefer to just ignore it, I'm sure by now that everybody knows that it makes people shit their pants over anger on something so small.

In my opinion, most puns are terrible, but in a humorous way.

Eh mainstream. I just do whatever the fuck I want. Regardless if it's mainstream.

You do what you want regardless of whether it's mainstream or not? What a hipster.

The* Sorry. :(

*accepts hug* * cops feel*

Do you have an accent?

68-There is a PM system on the site for questions like this.

Everyone has an accent... Heh I bet even sign language has a slight "accent". Let's see... Italian mute: flamboyant signs Chinese mute: extreme ninja like signs New Zealand kiwi: most probably resembles the Hakka.

I am deaf and fuck you... nah jk about fuck you, I can take a joke

Yes, because eating deep fried garbage is the best thing to do when you have food poisoning... -_-

31 - I'm pretty sure #7 meant that they should use the McDonald's bathroom. :/

Obviously for the bathrooms..

I'd rather go to Jack in the Crack.

Of course they do. Who doesn't?!

They probably wouldn't be making sushi if they were bears....

Bears catch fish, then make sushi. I saw it on the nature channel

What #9?? 0_o

DIY--"Do it yourself"

God, we better hope so!

Bad choice of words, bro

Thank you for putting the image of diarrhea, screwing and bathrooms in my head. TT-TT

Like a good neighbor State Farm is *throws bucket*

Good neighbors don't exist anymore. Just remember the recent lawn on fire FML. They are all out to get you!

Looks like someone's gonna have to use the sink or a garbage can