By fuuuuuh - 20/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 750
You deserved it 30 771

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What a cool and original pun about food poisoning.... This has not been said on other food poisoning FMLs or anything....

Something fishy is going on.

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What a cool and original pun about food poisoning.... This has not been said on other food poisoning FMLs or anything....

Someone needs to Falcon punched.

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That awkward moment when you can't spell awkward.

That awkward moment when SOMEONE is being a grammar nazi.

73-I have my moments, but they're few and far between.

If you don't know how to prepare fish properly having sushi is a bad idea. And 1 bathroom for 5 people??? Damn.

35- It IS a 1000 times better than Dane Cook.

I'm just waiting for a certain mod to jump in on the Dane Cook thing.

#70, Ever heard of a typo?

the only thing thats dumber than this guy trying to make his own sushi is your comment

That awkward moment when you mix up Grammar Nazi with Spelling Nazi.

And that is why God made Asians.

Should've left the sushi for the Asians.

5 gallon buckets for everyone.

I freaking hate sushi

Something fishy is going on.

Yeah nothing good comes from, "homemade sushi" shudder...

Use the washer. We all had to do that once

Guess they could use diapers

Go hang out at gas stations they don't mind as long as you buy a candy bar every hour or so

Everybody must feel pretty shitty.

NO!! YOU STINK!!

Saying people's overused puns suck is so mainstream. I prefer to just ignore it, I'm sure by now that everybody knows that it makes people shit their pants over anger on something so small.

In my opinion, most puns are terrible, but in a humorous way.

Eh mainstream. I just do whatever the fuck I want. Regardless if it's mainstream.

You do what you want regardless of whether it's mainstream or not? What a hipster.

Poor things.. :( Hopefully you'll be more mindful of food preparation in that future. *hugs*

*accepts hug* * cops feel*

Do you have an accent?

68-There is a PM system on the site for questions like this.

Everyone has an accent... Heh I bet even sign language has a slight "accent". Let's see... Italian mute: flamboyant signs Chinese mute: extreme ninja like signs New Zealand kiwi: most probably resembles the Hakka.

I am deaf and fuck you... nah jk about fuck you, I can take a joke

Time to hit mcdicks

Yes, because eating deep fried garbage is the best thing to do when you have food poisoning... -_-

31 - I'm pretty sure #7 meant that they should use the McDonald's bathroom. :/

Obviously for the bathrooms..

I'd rather go to Jack in the Crack.

Don't you all wish you were just bears? No need to worry about having only one bathroom.

Of course they do. Who doesn't?!

They probably wouldn't be making sushi if they were bears....

Bears catch fish, then make sushi. I saw it on the nature channel

I guess that's the last time you DIY.

DIY--"Do it yourself"

God, we better hope so!

I would lock myself in the bathroom and screw everybody else. lol

Bad choice of words, bro

Thank you for putting the image of diarrhea, screwing and bathrooms in my head. TT-TT

You've got buckets, don't you? It would be good if you had some neighbors you don't like on whose lawn to dump said buckets.

Like a good neighbor State Farm is *throws bucket*

Good neighbors don't exist anymore. Just remember the recent lawn on fire FML. They are all out to get you!

Looks like someone's gonna have to use the sink or a garbage can