By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 711
You deserved it 3 069

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TheBrickWithouse 10

i have one word for you: buckets. Seriously though, FYL.

The visual image of a "diarrhea fountain" is quite vomit-inducing...


ambeeelove 0
supermankisses 1

A. They're not covered in shit. B. There's still just one bathroom.

ambeeelove 0

no shit! idiot go shit in the shower duh

ever thought of digging a hole in the backyard that's what my grandparents did when the outhouse was occupied...

ambeeelove 0

no shit. idiot. I meant shit in the shower

6- Thanks for itemizing your points. I might not have understood them had you not.

YourEvilHero 12

must have been some shitty food

#14 I think the point is they are not rednecks like you and wouldnt want to shit in the tub as another member of the family ***** in the toilet...

just go drop a couple bombs at da neighbors house

DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

Who just takes a shit in the shower? That's nasty, I'd just wait for the toilet to be unoccupied instead of cleaning my own smelly shit from the shower, you can't wash all that down the drain you know.

ambee is a retard. there is only 1 bathroom. if OP is in that bathroom, then there is a toilet right there! why shit in tue shower when there would be a toilet in the room. -_-

Jess1008 4

37-duh ur stupid. she's saying you can go in the shower too when the toilet is takin...if there all crappin you gotta do what you gotta do..

SolarGirl32 6

There's always the double decker...

MyPupRox 2

u r all stupid, the point that 14 wasnt understanding is that its disgusting to shit in the shower while someone else is on the toilet cuz ur in the same room and only a few feet away watching each other shit

itsgen 16

14- you are such a moron I feel like saying this one blond joke but it wouldn't be fair to the actual smart blonds ******** in the shower ugh that's groosssss!

KiddNYC1O 20

37 may be stupid but Katy Perry is damn hot.

60: 14 is the reason they make hair dye. So people won't have to be put in the same stupid group... I'm sad to share her hair color... Might go make an appointment to fix that. Oops, I'm being mean. Oh well...

if theres one bathroom there's one shower

ambeeelove 0
TheBrickWithouse 10

i have one word for you: buckets. Seriously though, FYL.

NastyNinja31 0

dang this is a shitty situ- o wait never mind

but if they got buckets they couldn't have their family poop together

I have a better idea. 1 family 1 cup.

lol32360 0

haha I was going to say buckets (:

I have a better idea: watch the food poisoning scene from Bridesmaids. We have two women barfing in a toilet, one having diarrhea in the sink, and another taking a shit in the street. This is a little harder because everyone is a "collective diarrhea fountain" and therefore you can't have two people using the toilet at once, but you can take 1's advice and use a couple buckets. I have faith in you, OP.

I have a better idea: watch the food poisoning scene from Bridesmaids. There are two women barfing in a toilet, another crapping in a sink, and a fourth ******** in the street. Seeing as you can't have two people sitting on the toilet at the same time, you'd need to improvise a bit, but you should watch that for inspiration.

silversti 0

sounds like an explosive situation

LOLbomb 1

There's a big difference between shrooms and shroooms. A big, BIG difference! >:(

Nah, all you guys are wrong they didn't eat shrooms. They ate taco bell! silly people

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Dang. if it's that bad you have neighbors on both sides of you. that's a minimum of three toilets to use.

KiddNYC1O 20

Shit, B.J Upton on FML. What's up?

theten_fml 9

I wouldn't let my neighbor sit on my toilet! if any one is going to stank up the bathroom it's gonna be me!

ChuckNorrisBeard 0

here come the shit puns again... :(

I'm surprised nobody has said the "shitty situation" joke. I bet everyone was just waiting to thumb it down. haha

iTransform 8

Makes sense, I mean it is biodegradable...

monsterbeats_fml 9

Couldn't have said it better myself [:

Something the whole family can do... Hmm...