By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML
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SystemofaBlink41 27

Don't forget to flush...

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pickles1994 18

Share one toilet? That takes serious skill. I suppose OP can let his girlfriend sit between his legs.

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skittlestrailmix 14

I recommend using some good air fresheners...

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cheekyterier 13

all i can think about is the movie bridesmades.

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mb2_native 15

Or one can just use the sink like that movie haha

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blackzi11a 7

Yay! More quality time for you guys to spend together!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Don't forget to flush...

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Lionesse 15

Flushing might not be a good idea...... Unless they want their pipes to go into overload... But then again they wouldn't want to stink up their bathroom. It's a lose-lose situation.. That... Sucks.. On a side note, there seems to be a few poop related FML's today..

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PenguinBitch 43

"Please flush the toilet twice-once for the bulk, again for the remainder, thank you!"

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KY_Jelly 10

Find a bucket. Or, just go spend some time in Walmart's bathroom. Sushi is delicious, but dangerous.

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GothickNihilist 15

A bucket, tub, or watsebasket is always a good idea.

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blackzi11a 7

You'd think the Walmart bathroom would be scarier/worst!

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rocker_chick105 31

I love when my boyfriend is a gental man. It makes me so happy.

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KY_Jelly 10

7, you must be really lucky. I've never found a guy who is a real gental man.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Gental men are so hard to find these days.

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iammeorami 25

You know WHAT? **** You!

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sheethapins 13

It really depends on who gets to the toilet first.

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DogsPaw 16

You let the girl go. There is none of this "got there first" shit.

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firefighter925 18

there is when it comes to the *****. then its every man and woman for themselves.

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theninja1800 11

Your username relates to this so well

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ICastillo 24

Yeah then second place has to choose between the bathtub or the sink.

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Kilv 13

And then you have to clean either one you just filled with dump. Pooping in a bag seems a good option to me.

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kingsian 15

Someone has got to use the tub if needed! This is some serious shit!

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HowieDoIt 21

Trash can? Back in my day, we found solutions to our problems. We didn't have your confounded "toy let's" as the kids today say.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Sounds like a- *gets brutally murdered with a spoon*

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SystemofaBlink41 27

where you going to end it in a shi--- *gets mauled savagely by tigers*

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firefighter925 18

sounds shi- *gets eaten alive by millions of tiny hamsters*

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Oh my god, all of these puns are sh- *Gets teleported to an alternate universe where everyone is on fire and burns for eternity*

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HowieDoIt 21

"alternate universe where everyone is on fire..." sounds a bit familiar...

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

...... Sorry I would respond, but I'm currently on fire.

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gc327072 30

*puts on flameproof, hamster-proof suit and gets in tiger-proof cage* That's definitely a shitty situation!

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Sandsh8rk 36

Your suit is not spoon-proof, genius. You got brutally murdered with a spoon.

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Sandsh8rk 36

It's OK, at least we have each other in FML hell.

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oj101 33

Something fishy must be going on if you both managed to get food poisoning.

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cupcakechick 17

damn, I feel bad, ask to use a neighbors toilet?

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KiddNYC1O 20

I wouldn't want someone ******** on my walls.

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