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Share?
Share one toilet? That takes serious skill. I suppose OP can let his girlfriend sit between his legs.
I recommend using some good air fresheners...
all i can think about is the movie bridesmades.
Or one can just use the sink like that movie haha
Yay! More quality time for you guys to spend together!
"Please flush the toilet twice-once for the bulk, again for the remainder, thank you!"
Find a bucket. Or, just go spend some time in Walmart's bathroom. Sushi is delicious, but dangerous.
A bucket, tub, or watsebasket is always a good idea.
You'd think the Walmart bathroom would be scarier/worst!
Give her the bathroom be a gental man
I love when my boyfriend is a gental man. It makes me so happy.
How about a gentile man?
Come on, almost every guy is a genital man.
It really depends on who gets to the toilet first.
You let the girl go. There is none of this "got there first" shit.
there is when it comes to the *****. then its every man and woman for themselves.
Yeah then second place has to choose between the bathtub or the sink.
And then you have to clean either one you just filled with dump. Pooping in a bag seems a good option to me.
Someone has got to use the tub if needed! This is some serious shit!
Trash can? Back in my day, we found solutions to our problems. We didn't have your confounded "toy let's" as the kids today say.
Sounds like a- *gets brutally murdered with a spoon*
sounds shi- *gets eaten alive by millions of tiny hamsters*
Oh my god, all of these puns are sh- *Gets teleported to an alternate universe where everyone is on fire and burns for eternity*
"alternate universe where everyone is on fire..." sounds a bit familiar...
...... Sorry I would respond, but I'm currently on fire.
*puts on flameproof, hamster-proof suit and gets in tiger-proof cage* That's definitely a shitty situation!
Your suit is not spoon-proof, genius. You got brutally murdered with a spoon.
**** I knew I forgot something!
It's OK, at least we have each other in FML hell.
Wtf 83?
damn, I feel bad, ask to use a neighbors toilet?
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Come on, almost every guy is a genital man.
Don't forget to flush...