Bruh…

By ... - 06/06/2011 07:44 - Australia

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.

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mkbeautymama 0

that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"

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iAmScrubs 19

he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.

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Thabb 0

You are easily the best commenter on FML.

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818de60 2

u have my favorite user name ever btw

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california283 6

stop yelling at your computer. stop it. stop.

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No_LoveMM 3

111 is right, only do that if WoW is pulled up. BTW op your boyfriend is the man.

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lil_ham1644 29

Why is your pic of a random bra? At first I thought it was some female plank joke from Ed, Edd, & Eddy lol

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mkbeautymama 0

that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"

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salvorican 24

I had an ex that did that.. Actually he chased me around with his ass and asked me if I had a magnet, because I seemed to be attracted to his buns of steal..

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olpally 32

haha just thought of a family guy reference where peter tries to win lois back by doing that buns of steel... lmao

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canuckkk17 0

BOO hawks nd boston suckk GO CANUCKS

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olpally 32

canucks are the dirtiest playing team if they win the cup... no class.. burroghs biting someone.. thats just bush league..

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canuckkk17 0

jealous cause your team didnt finish 1st? and are gunna take it in 5 games AND that we knocked the hawks out this year even after eager chirped about kesler being a coward? he didnt even desereve the flash. the past doesnt matter bud its bout the future they're making

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olpally 32

not jealous.. even the rest of canada hates vancouver and doesnt consider you guys a true canadian team.. your own country hates that team... haha not just me...

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nikkibear123 4

lmao that's priceless

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lil_ham1644 29

My bf tells me "good game" & we high five lol

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krez 20

But trying to change someone's personality to suit you is...

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

It's not his personality, it's not like he has a bad personality, he fist pumps during sex. It's a turn off for her, clearly.

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Monii_Harlz 11

agree ^^ and fist pumping would be kind of awkward - he would practically be dancing whilst having sex - WTF? lol

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

I'm still trying to figure out how the hell he could fist pump without disrupting the whole process of sex itself...

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Cinn_fml 22

Simple; he just needed to be in a position in which he didn't need (both of) his hands for anything (such as support).

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Drigr 9

there's parts of this fml missing. she was on top and he fist pumped her in the face!

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Krilleee 5

HAHAHA! made my day or should i say week?

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Jodylove 0

haha omg mine too :p

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ATLforever7 6

I still find it hard to believe that fisting is very enjoyable. I'd almost prefer the fist pumping dude. But maybe I'm just naive.

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catlynnpenn 0

I agree with that. I don't want an entire fist in me. haha

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boyguydudemalema 0

could be, if used right.

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