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I'm just wondering .. What did you cook ?
Homestyle taco bell. Apparently, OP succeeded.
15 for the win
dude that's racist
dude that's racist
#11 its shit nuggets not poop nuggets
I can't help but wonder why he didn't wait for it to finish before jumping in the shower for a two hour cycle of shit and wash.
I wonder if OP can ever feel his asshole?
Maybe it felt better or have him some relief to have the water running on him? I would think it would up to a certain point. Two hours is quite long though.
#15 dude that's racist
#38 how exactly?
A pan with some remaining soap on it will do that for you.
That would be useful to know if you're having people you hate over for dinner.
To everyone wondering why he jumped in the shower....since he said he got in the shower after mentioning that he'd run out of toilet paper I'm fairly certain that the two are related. OP ran out of toilet paper but was still a spewing fountain and had no choice but to jump in the shower. That's what I read anyways.
i had food poisening a couple weeks ago, it's a pain in the ass lol. this FML needs a follow up, i want to know what was cooked!
"Gushing fountains of crap..." Good description. Helps me imagine it. A+
**** you
Wrong bidet!
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Show it anywayNo, we actually haven't...
I have but it was my mom's cooking. I went into work, because they didn't believe me, for about 30mins before i was sent home due to throwing up. they believe me when I say I'm sick now.
We've all had explosive diarrhea...well, not for 2 hours straight. But still.
It's not that OP can't cook, OP just has a talent for biological warfare.
No, Taco Bell has its customers unleash their wrath.
I guess this is a lesson you won't forget anytime soon
its true.
After reading the first sentence I thought someone superglued you to the toilet seat as some prank
Today I read this fml , FML
No wonder why 0 of your FMLs got published.
Food of ass destruction.
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I'm just wondering .. What did you cook ?
It's not that OP can't cook, OP just has a talent for biological warfare.