Love and Texting: Drunk texts

Drunk texts

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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You deserved it 896

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 019

You deserved it 378

By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 189

You deserved it 7 583

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 11 015

By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 160

You deserved it 31 090

By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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You deserved it 9 898

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By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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You deserved it 5 701

By socially awkward cupcake - 16/02/2017 15:52

Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 730

You deserved it 379

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 921

You deserved it 3 107

By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 477

You deserved it 5 492

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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You deserved it 7 787

SamanthaThe1st 22

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:14

Why would you do that at 2 AM?

Hangryko 27

Wednesday 19 January 2022 20:13

He's not interested, move on. Why did you text him at 2:00am?

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SamanthaThe1st 22

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:14

Why would you do that at 2 AM?

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:30

What did you think would happen?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 January 2022 7:55

If you waited until 10 am, he probably would have been single!

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 19 January 2022 12:37

you probably blew your chance by pissing him off and irritating him at 2 AM! wtf were you thinking?!?

Hangryko 27

Wednesday 19 January 2022 20:13

He's not interested, move on. Why did you text him at 2:00am?

Nightbird827 15

Wednesday 19 January 2022 23:12

you have to be like 14. you'll grow up and get over that shit one day.

OfficialMrD 3

Thursday 20 January 2022 22:11

Well hes being honest with you… would you rather him lie and say hes single and make you the side piece?

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