OP's roommate obviously

Cats.

Someone who should not be living in the dorms.

or a new bathtub...

Why is #27 down voted, it's true. Trust me.

I just realized, where did the roommate shower if the bathtub was full of crap?

the toilet

What a shitty roommate.

You can just let yourself out

I am really hoping OP meant to say "sitting" and got auto corrected. D:

#38 when someone is shitting in the bathtub I don't think showering is high on their list of things to do

#38 maybe they have a separate shower

Yes, in the real world you can get out of your lease simply by requesting your landlord kick them out and find you a new roommate!

clearly OPs roommate

serial killers , lunatics , social path, psychopaths

Yea that surely is a shitty situation!

No kidding, hence their username...

They might be in an apartment with a lease agreement. might not be able to just get a new roommate

One of life's bleachable moments.

#3 OP is also gonna need a new bathtub.

And about sixty gallons of bleach

Bazinga!

that is a violation of a lot of things. Number one being common human decency

Theres a button for that, mate.

There's a button for throwing up in your mouth? Ew.

Hahaha for some of these i totally feel there should be

By the sounds of it, absolutely nothing at all.

Most people don't have that luxury. Either your really lucky or you still live with your parents.

I'm with #9. I choose to skimp a bit and pay for my own apt now than have roommates ever again. Bitches be crazy.

Downed for random, lone quotation mark.

so did you...

Wow good one man I just laughed my fucking ass off at that work of art. Keep up the great puns. -No one ever

OP did it themself this time! Pay a tad more attention ;)