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I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

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I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

OP's roommate obviously

Someone who should not be living in the dorms.

or a new bathtub...

Why is #27 down voted, it's true. Trust me.

I just realized, where did the roommate shower if the bathtub was full of crap?

What a shitty roommate.

You can just let yourself out

I am really hoping OP meant to say "sitting" and got auto corrected. D:

#38 when someone is shitting in the bathtub I don't think showering is high on their list of things to do

#38 maybe they have a separate shower

Yes, in the real world you can get out of your lease simply by requesting your landlord kick them out and find you a new roommate!

clearly OPs roommate

serial killers , lunatics , social path, psychopaths

That is completely freaking nasty.

Yea that surely is a shitty situation!

No kidding, hence their username...

Wtf! That calls for a major intervention and new roommate. And a lot of gas masks

They might be in an apartment with a lease agreement. might not be able to just get a new roommate

One of life's bleachable moments.

#3 OP is also gonna need a new bathtub.

And about sixty gallons of bleach

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

That is a violation in the room mate agreement!

that is a violation of a lot of things. Number one being common human decency

Sounds like your roommate needs a little "wall to wall counseling" before you put them on the street.

I threw up a little in my mouth... Fyl op

Theres a button for that, mate.

There's a button for throwing up in your mouth? Ew.

Hahaha for some of these i totally feel there should be

Makes me wonder what happened to the toilet..

By the sounds of it, absolutely nothing at all.

That is why I say, No roommates EVER!"

Most people don't have that luxury. Either your really lucky or you still live with your parents.

I'm with #9. I choose to skimp a bit and pay for my own apt now than have roommates ever again. Bitches be crazy.

Downed for random, lone quotation mark.

That's a "shitty" situation..

Wow good one man I just laughed my fucking ass off at that work of art. Keep up the great puns. -No one ever

OP did it themself this time! Pay a tad more attention ;)