FML : Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shittysituation / Monday 5 January 2015 06:27 / United States - Milpitas

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By meggieeeee92 | 27

#6163712 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:31

I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

By shinikageWolf | 15

#6163715 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:32

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

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By meggieeeee92 | 27

#6163712 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:31

I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

Cass_x | 22

#6163732 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:41

OP's roommate obviously

RadikulRam | 16

#6163763 - Monday 5 January 2015 18:24

Cats.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6163765 - Monday 5 January 2015 18:27

Someone who should not be living in the dorms.

vikky538 | 28

#6163781 - Monday 5 January 2015 18:53

or a new bathtub...

pandalover69 | 26

#6163793 - Monday 5 January 2015 19:12

Why is #27 down voted, it's true. Trust me.

ArturoRamirez | 16

#6163801 - Monday 5 January 2015 19:17

I just realized, where did the roommate shower if the bathtub was full of crap?

jbombdighetty | 11

#6163816 - Monday 5 January 2015 19:27

the toilet

Arathis | 19

#6163979 - Monday 5 January 2015 22:09

What a shitty roommate.

BodyCountEndless | 20

#6164022 - Monday 5 January 2015 23:36

You can just let yourself out

shessohighh | 10

#6164024 - Monday 5 January 2015 23:38

I am really hoping OP meant to say "sitting" and got auto corrected. D:

jojimugo | 19

#6164030 - Monday 5 January 2015 23:49

#38 when someone is shitting in the bathtub I don't think showering is high on their list of things to do

PhoenixMartinez | 29

#6164145 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 1:45

#38 maybe they have a separate shower

Frammy007 | 7

#6164216 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 3:19

Yes, in the real world you can get out of your lease simply by requesting your landlord kick them out and find you a new roommate!

lonerlarry123 | 12

#6165026 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 23:48

clearly OPs roommate

Xkillz302 | 10

#6621868 - Sunday 5 June 2016 21:17

serial killers , lunatics , social path, psychopaths

By slimkelsey | 17

#6163713 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:32

That is completely freaking nasty.

Classy_Sassy_15 | 15

#6163981 - Monday 5 January 2015 22:12

Yea that surely is a shitty situation!

angiemarie96 | 25

#6164000 - Monday 5 January 2015 22:41

No kidding, hence their username...

By EKDH | 11

#6163714 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:32

Wtf! That calls for a major intervention and new roommate. And a lot of gas masks

JustinJK | 21

#6163815 - Monday 5 January 2015 19:27

They might be in an apartment with a lease agreement. might not be able to just get a new roommate

patrickalamo | 47

#6164018 - Monday 5 January 2015 23:26

One of life's bleachable moments.

Lanker | 17

#6164046 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 0:05

#3 OP is also gonna need a new bathtub.

allieloo081 | 12

#6164858 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 19:48

And about sixty gallons of bleach

By shinikageWolf | 15

#6163715 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:32

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

By man_in_black08 | 28

#6163716 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:34

That is a violation in the room mate agreement!

Aquaman911 | 18

#6163725 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:38

Bazinga!

Uuuuxc | 7

#6164147 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 1:49

that is a violation of a lot of things. Number one being common human decency

By tazmanmike2013 | 17

#6163717 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:34

Sounds like your roommate needs a little "wall to wall counseling" before you put them on the street.

By The_Avatar | 22

#6163718 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:34

I threw up a little in my mouth... Fyl op

lazrguideddonut | 3

#6163931 - Monday 5 January 2015 21:11

Theres a button for that, mate.

LowExpectations | 30

#6163950 - Monday 5 January 2015 21:32

There's a button for throwing up in your mouth? Ew.

The_Avatar | 22

#6164284 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 4:38

Hahaha for some of these i totally feel there should be

By thinblue32 | 15

#6163719 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:34

Makes me wonder what happened to the toilet..

PhilSnake22 | 13

#6164003 - Monday 5 January 2015 22:52

By the sounds of it, absolutely nothing at all.

By Michael903 | 18

#6163721 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:36

That is why I say, No roommates EVER!"

pandalover69 | 26

#6163797 - Monday 5 January 2015 19:14

Most people don't have that luxury. Either your really lucky or you still live with your parents.

elcee1987 | 18

#6163864 - Monday 5 January 2015 20:04

I'm with #9. I choose to skimp a bit and pay for my own apt now than have roommates ever again. Bitches be crazy.

NakedandAfraid | 14

#6163902 - Monday 5 January 2015 20:38

Downed for random, lone quotation mark.

By magikarpsmurfs | 19

#6163722 - Monday 5 January 2015 17:37

That's a "shitty" situation..

badluckalex | 23

#6163832 - Monday 5 January 2015 19:41

so did you...

Flaming_Pandas | 15

#6163908 - Monday 5 January 2015 20:47

Wow good one man I just laughed my fucking ass off at that work of art. Keep up the great puns. -No one ever

theaaxis | 27

#6164303 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 5:00

OP did it themself this time! Pay a tad more attention ;)

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