VanessaVander

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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One more and it's business time
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Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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By Embarassed - / Friday 23 November 2012 06:14 / United States - Kent

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mc_dreamy / Saturday 21 August 2010 16:49 / United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By smiler - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:59 / United Kingdom

Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML

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By pumpkinbutt / Sunday 17 January 2010 21:08 / France

VanessaVander

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

One more and it's business time