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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sleeper / Tuesday 2 March 2010 05:05 / France

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 March 2010 22:04 / United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Patrick - / Tuesday 23 February 2010 01:29 / United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stewiesclone / Thursday 11 February 2010 09:09 / United States

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