Get rid of the evidence!

I wonder how the dumpster rated the Amazon delivery.

Not so great. Cares for others. Above and beyond. Shitty.

I wonder if the dumpster liked 👍🏻 getting a picture of the box of shit on its cellphone.

This seems like a great plan for the future if you start having issues with someone stealing your packages.

garbage cans work great for emergencies like this a little one you can squat over ,a bigger one you can sit on and make sure there's a plastic bag in it first then you can just pull the bag out and toss it. trust me on this I have Crohn's disease and get explosive bowel movements out of nowhere with only seconds to get to a restroom. so I can feel your pain 😭

Kudos to you for quick thinking!

You should’ve left that box outside since people steal amazon boxes all the time

Should’ve sent it to Jeff Bezos instead.