By Anonymous - 18/8/2020 17:11

Get rid of the evidence!

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

I wonder how the dumpster rated the Amazon delivery.

Not so great. Cares for others. Above and beyond. Shitty.

I wonder if the dumpster liked 👍🏻 getting a picture of the box of shit on its cellphone.

By  Charlie Given  |  23

garbage cans work great for emergencies like this a little one you can squat over ,a bigger one you can sit on and make sure there's a plastic bag in it first then you can just pull the bag out and toss it. trust me on this I have Crohn's disease and get explosive bowel movements out of nowhere with only seconds to get to a restroom. so I can feel your pain 😭