Intimacy: Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a...

By humiliated - 26/02/2010 10:21 - United States

Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time. Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML

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Ilovelife07 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:17

umm, isnt this two girls everyone?

ohmandapants 16

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Sunday 8 May 2011 7:19

precum isn't generally "white and stringy"...

pepsie_fml 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:07

do u?

morena0603 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:08

ROFLMAO!!!thanks!

Apolloyn 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:10

makes my day !

thecbake4 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:24

Wait...What?

PoopTrainDix 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 18:55

I'm pretty sure this is Lesbi-Sex, why would a girl tell a man that he's really wet?

xJaypex 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:28

yeah probably both girls, by chicken fat meaning kfc look alike grease! gross

drewbell 0

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Saturday 27 February 2010 0:04

ur really wet, your really sweaty

baby_val 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:59

yes haha furreal I'm just confused

trizzieb 0

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Sunday 28 February 2010 18:23

FML for having to read that. I just threw up in my mouth.

garuru 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:26

haha cockblock get it chicken haha even thogh the op is a girl haha

heyy331111 0

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Monday 1 March 2010 0:18

silentfog 0

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Monday 1 March 2010 4:04

lol ^

corndogs123 0

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Sunday 4 July 2010 7:52

It isn't your sweaty... it's you're sweaty.

_imipurpleninja_ 0

Monday 18 July 2011 20:45

who freaking cares???!!! God im so sick of people correcting other people

funeralgal 4

Friday 18 November 2011 23:01

Ugh me too.... Sorry OP, FYL, but seriously that description is enough for the most hardened sex master to gag a bit....

underpaid011 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:12

if you are going to get that excited - next time spank it first

morena0603 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:13

hilarious!!!!

chachachaBang 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:33

lmao.

PsychoMerk 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:14

bahaha!!! xD that made my day. I'm sorry OP :')

Snake_Monkey 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:14

BWAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH. AWESOME chicken fat ftw

Ilovelife07 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:17

umm, isnt this two girls everyone?

Nis3y_Babi 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:29

y would u think that?

iamchuck 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:36

Men don't generally get "really wet".

koolitaliano 0

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Friday 26 February 2010 17:09

I'm wondering that too, girl on girl win? still an FYL OP

Blue_Coconuts 7

Friday 26 February 2010 17:56

That's what I was thinking, unless the guy was sweating or something.

moltencandy 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:10

guys can get wet.... lots of pre ejaclate?

iamchuck 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:25

Yes, you are right. Men are often referred to as being wet when there is lots of pre-cum..... Oh, wait, no, that's wrong.

littlemissxtc 0

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Sunday 28 February 2010 13:55

could easily be a guy - chicken fat is white and stringy ... maybe that's what the pre cum looked like??? either way the poor OP what a shallow bitch!