By humiliated - 26/02/2010 10:21 - United States

Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time. Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML
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umm, isnt this two girls everyone?

precum isn't generally "white and stringy"...



makes my day !


I'm pretty sure this is Lesbi-Sex, why would a girl tell a man that he's really wet?

xJaypex 0

yeah probably both girls, by chicken fat meaning kfc look alike grease! gross

ur really wet, your really sweaty

baby_val 0

yes haha furreal I'm just confused

FML for having to read that. I just threw up in my mouth.

garuru 4

haha cockblock get it chicken haha even thogh the op is a girl haha

It isn't your sweaty... it's you're sweaty.

_imipurpleninja_ 0

who freaking cares???!!! God im so sick of people correcting other people

funeralgal 4

Ugh me too.... Sorry OP, FYL, but seriously that description is enough for the most hardened sex master to gag a bit....

if you are going to get that excited - next time spank it first


chachachaBang 0


PsychoMerk 0

bahaha!!! xD that made my day. I'm sorry OP :')


umm, isnt this two girls everyone?

Nis3y_Babi 0

y would u think that?

iamchuck 0

Men don't generally get "really wet".

I'm wondering that too, girl on girl win? still an FYL OP

Blue_Coconuts 7

That's what I was thinking, unless the guy was sweating or something.

moltencandy 0

guys can get wet.... lots of pre ejaclate?

iamchuck 0

Yes, you are right. Men are often referred to as being wet when there is lots of pre-cum..... Oh, wait, no, that's wrong.

could easily be a guy - chicken fat is white and stringy ... maybe that's what the pre cum looked like??? either way the poor OP what a shallow bitch!

fizzymonsterman 0

cool dog^^^

precum isn't generally "white and stringy"...

eur dod in ir profile pic s so cute :D

schealey 0


lmao who thinks of that while doing it

icy716 0

^^^lmfao hes right

So if ^^^hes right why don't you try hitting reply next time?

PandasRtheShit 0

You should probably get that checked out..

UFO for not dating a fat chick who can appreciate you for what you are.

YDI. fuck spell check.

no, it fucked you

and it hurts so good. l

UFO? that's hilarious. your comment was out of this world.

spiderman0606 0

UFO... fat chick... oh I get it!

oh god, this chain of comments made my day!

imchanel 0

turn off! try again. FYL