By humiliated - 26/02/2010 10:21 - United States

Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time.Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML
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umm, isnt this two girls everyone?

precum isn't generally "white and stringy"...



makes my day !


I'm pretty sure this is Lesbi-Sex, why would a girl tell a man that he's really wet?

yeah probably both girls, by chicken fat meaning kfc look alike grease! gross

ur really wet, your really sweaty

yes haha furreal I'm just confused

FML for having to read that. I just threw up in my mouth.

haha cockblock get it chicken haha even thogh the op is a girl haha

It isn't your sweaty... it's you're sweaty.

who freaking cares???!!! God im so sick of people correcting other people

Ugh me too.... Sorry OP, FYL, but seriously that description is enough for the most hardened sex master to gag a bit....

Weird that she has that frame of reference...FYL.

You shouldve told her to suck your dick and case done

what looks like chicken fat ? your foreskin or love handles ?

It's two lesbians going at it, a guy can't get wet, so it's obviously the girl's vajayjay ;)

if you are going to get that excited - next time spank it first

bahaha!!! xD that made my day. I'm sorry OP :')


umm, isnt this two girls everyone?

y would u think that?

Men don't generally get "really wet".

I'm wondering that too, girl on girl win? still an FYL OP

That's what I was thinking, unless the guy was sweating or something.

guys can get wet.... lots of pre ejaclate?

Yes, you are right. Men are often referred to as being wet when there is lots of pre-cum..... Oh, wait, no, that's wrong.

could easily be a guy - chicken fat is white and stringy ... maybe that's what the pre cum looked like??? either way the poor OP what a shallow bitch!

precum isn't generally "white and stringy"...

eur dod in ir profile pic s so cute :D

lmao who thinks of that while doing it

^^^lmfao hes right

So if ^^^hes right why don't you try hitting reply next time?

You should probably get that checked out..

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ewwww you got douchebag all over everything!

Guys should find it hot two girls are getting it on. That's why lesbian porn is so popular