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Step one: Roll up your sleeves. Step two: Pull down your pants. Step three (optional): TEST TRICKLE Step four: Put cup in appropriate place. Step five: Pee. I don't know what the hell kind of gymnastics you were pulling, OP.

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Well it sucks for you because it's always better to be pissed off than pissed on. Try ringing out your shirt into the cup.

wait, were you at home? then you shouldve changed clothes and put a ton of perfume on. if you were at home then you dont deserved it, but to me it sounds like you were so YDI

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She clearly was not at home. She said "I went to get blood and urine tests done today" Which means she went out to do it. You can't stay at home and get a blood and urine test done. That is very obvious.

Reasons it would be cool to be a guy: 1. You can pee in a cup/you can aim well 2. Easy to orgasm Reasons it would not be cool to be a guy: 1. Extremely vulnerable genitals 2. Everyone thinks you're a rapist 3. People call you gay/whipped if you dare to show affection/do something nice 4. Bitches are bitches to you, and for some reason people follow those bitches' bitchiness and do the same 5. People more likely to call you gross/creepy etc...

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Ok here goes my turn Guys - Positives More intelligent More physically strong Better eyesight Easy orgasms No periods/pregnancy Easily pleased Earn more money in a lifetime Less bitchyness Dont have to spend 2 hours before going into public Have no emotions Dont have to shave legs Getting called a whore is a positive Can be mean and nice Doesnt have to clean, cook or organise money after marriage Look better with age (to a certain point) Negatives Having to spend tim

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women aren't mentally weak!!! but i do agree that women can have a worse life than some guys because girls can be such bitches.

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Actually, women are more mentally strong than men, we're just more likely (in recent times) to express ourselves than men are. I'll disagree with men having less bitchiness, especially since your post nullifies the point. I don't spend two hours before going into public, and I must point out that many men spend much time to prepare themselves for public to. Working out, cologne, hair gel, shaving, etc... Technically speaking, females don't have to shave either, just a stupid social norm... bu

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I'm not going to go into some big long diatribe about men vs women because I don't really feel that either sex is particularly "superior" to the other... But I will say, that you claiming you were "defensive" about males is pretty hardcore bullshit, and claiming that women are "more mentally strong" than men whatever the fuck that means is feeding into the same garbage the guy you're arguing with is. So basically, the sexes are different, and sure men have more uppe

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What? I was saying basically how you said; "and sure men have more upper body strength than women on average and women are more 'in touch' and free with their emotions on average..." How was what I said any different? I wasn't saying or even meaning to imply women were SUPERIOR. I never did. I said I could have made a long list talking about our differences too, but didn't. If I wanted to be a douchey sexist, I'd say we're smarter while conveniently disregarding that men have the bro

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Im only jokin greywolf and i wasnt biased with my positives and negatives i just tryed to think of as many as possible Buut anyway, go make me a sammich? thanks

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Yeah.. You kinda missed my point. What I meant by the upper body strength and emotional shtick is that we can all point out some differences about the sexes which are actually accurate in most cases, because we are different - that's the way nature/god/evolution/whatever made us. But what I was saying about your being defensive being bullshit was because you did point out some shitty points that men deal with.. But then you referred to women having to shave as being bullshit because it's just fo

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But I was implying my points were bullshit, too, and then said "but at least we don't have the social norm of cutting off skin on our genitals lol" ... It's all bullshit, was the point. But you're right. Trolls should not be fed. I just like to talk shit, at times.

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And I just have an insatiable urge to respond sometimes and basically lose the point of it before finishing. Ehn.

If you are indeed female, how did you manage to fail at this? Also, what balance was necessary? You SIT DOWN! Unless you're one of those ridiculous people who refuses to sit on public toilet seats (yes, I called all of you ridiculous, and I will stand by that statement) in which case you deserved it. But yeah, I really don't understand how you managed this...

Wow, really? YDI, DUMBASS. Do you not sit down and pee? You really should have if you had to pee in a cup. WTF is wrong with you?

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