MortenM

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About Mortenm
You won't hear me saying that I'm Batman. I have just never been seen with Batman... ... and I laugh at other peoples misery on FML. Besides I am a Dane living in Cyprus where I kill cockroaches in my apartment when I see them. It's an even game unfortunately - The little bastards keeps coming I also do other stuff
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Mortenm's FML badges

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    59%

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    17%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    35%

  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    87%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    28%

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    46%

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    48%

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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