Miscellaneous: Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought...

By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 17:42 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

wink back. see what happens.

yayaOMG 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING. Creepy as hell.

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youreawhore 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:22

Hahahaha! Hmmm... you should do it back to you brother. Only with gay **** :D I'm sure that lovely Christian family will love your family :) Maybe they didn't lock their computer because they didn't expect their brother to do something like that? Anyway, good idea to lock it from now on ;)

frost_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:31

"a spawn of Satan" epic. LMFAO @ 9 - that would be an awesome prank!

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:45

HAHAHAH that's epic =] weird guy thing is sketchy but funny hehe i love this FML

Brandon25 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:55

AHAhA is your next door nabour some old guy names "Herbert"?? lol

member0987654321 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:24

wow. that reallyy suckss. i hate misunderstandings.. happens to me all the time people forget after a while aha

killface_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:37

Haha, someone did the exact same thing to the room above mine when I lived in a dorm. Except they took his widescreen TV and pushed it up to the window, so people walking in front of the building could see the **** in addition to hearing it. +1 for you needing to have a password.