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Ohhh.... That's just nerdy. Antiques roadshow is what all the cool kids masturbate to.

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When ever I think of this FML, I imagine the guy from Family Guy Star Trek Episodes walking in and saying "Hello!".

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Which one are we talking about here Original, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise or movie? It makes all the difference.

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@71, Masturbating to Captain Janeway, or Kirstie Alley when she played a vulcan is good. Masturbating to Kirk, or Jean-Luc Picard, not so much

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Excuse me, but when the fuck have you ever met an 11 year old boy who is that into star trek, in 2011... Because that would be the most bad ass kid ever.

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u wouldn't date half of the men you date if you knew what they jerk off too. that's our time. we start at a bery early age of touching our junk. its natural. yes even before puberty, well before it, i recall doing it before age 10. she should have knocked before walking in.

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Who hasn't fantasized about getting a gum-job before? Granny's got mad skills in the sack! I have to go burn my retinas with a soldering iron now. *shudders*

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seen it, tied a rope around my neck, tried to choke while i pleased myself.... then laughed at it

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