By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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XxHoPPoxX 8

live long and ejaculate

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xlord 27

Ohhh.... That's just nerdy. Antiques roadshow is what all the cool kids ********** to.

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Blazingcrono 6

Nothing disturbing about that. Spock is pretty easy to ********** to.

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mfjkr 10

It said star trek not star wars...35

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XenaWP 6

Those ears always get me going too...

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zachherbert 10

When ever I think of this FML, I imagine the guy from Family Guy Star Trek Episodes walking in and saying "Hello!".

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MareNostrum 0

Hmm, Antiques Roadshow? Probably the only time 1000+ pounds will make you harder.

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Deathhound 27

I agree with you on this... :o OP: What did he say to you after you encountered this?

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moshimoshi1993 8

Which one are we talking about here Original, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise or movie? It makes all the difference.

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AnonymousTroll 2

Either way, there's always that one hot alien chick that makes some guys shoot more than their laser guns.

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maz_irken 6

Who ISN'T turned on by Spock?

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maz_irken 6

Besides, he could be watching the episode with the Orion love slave?

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RedPillSucks 31

@71, Masturbating to Captain Janeway, or Kirstie Alley when she played a vulcan is good. Masturbating to Kirk, or Jean-Luc Picard, not so much

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

His penis was yelling "Beam me up, Scotty!"

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MyMilkShake2Yard 0

So how long or how much you been thinking about this FML

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lilhardrocker 2

star trek not star wars.....

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DarksideDoll 31

I bet it was to Seven of Nine from Voyager.

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bonjourhello 25

Not if it was the 2009 version. Have you SEEN Zoe Saldana?!

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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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EnEl_Infierno 15

At warp speed mr. spock, set wepons to fire, as we exit into enemy territory, fire all. Make the federation proud.

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sourgirl101 28

Named Spock and gave his **** the Vulcan Death Grip! (:

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stephan18 23

Was he trying to reach warp 10 with his dick?

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Iheartfunny 1

Cant see why this was posted on FML, its illogical.

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KatherineAnne 7

Hahahahaha. I love star trek the new movie I never saw the show

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Shadowvoid 33

So by default, you don't actually love star trek... Nice try though

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bryce0110 23

You cant love Star Trek and have not seen the show. The show is better than the movies.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Well that vucaln chick is pretty hot.

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cetlawizard 15

Tapol, not sure if I spelled it right...but, yeah....she is. :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Seven of Nine!!!!! Totally ********** to that. I'd cut a little hole in my TV and electrocute myself.

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cIickhere 5

Then just walk out pretend nothing happened or help him out

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PremierWu1 7

I don't think anyone 11 or under would know what Star Trek is...

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Why should they? Come on now.

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FreakenJewtastic 0

Excuse me, but when the **** have you ever met an 11 year old boy who is that into star trek, in 2011... Because that would be the most bad ass kid ever.

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VorpikeII 17

My friends brother. He's 10. And because Of his dad, he has heard of, and enjoys watching start trek.

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

Not a whole lot of guys are masturbating at 10-11....

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maz_irken 6

I'm a 14 year old girl and waaaaaay to into Star Trek then I should be!

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FreakenJewtastic 0

102 - I am too, but I'm 15. haha My obsession started early though.

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MissMusicRobot 0

I'm a 14 yr old girl too and I love star trek. :D

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jlperry31 10

u wouldn't date half of the men you date if you knew what they jerk off too. that's our time. we start at a bery early age of touching our junk. its natural. yes even before puberty, well before it, i recall doing it before age 10. she should have knocked before walking in.

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Im2Handsom 1

Lol the mental image

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xcrashxloved 0

Lmaolmaolmao agreed(x

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roobin302 0

better star trek then the golden girls..

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crazychick1269 7

hey! watch it! my friends and I remade the golden girls at our high school except well they're young of course:D

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harrywestt 0

You make a good point. But either way their both wrong.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Who hasn't fantasized about getting a gum-job before? Granny's got mad skills in the sack! I have to go burn my retinas with a soldering iron now. *shudders*

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greencrippler01 0

I'd rather go with golden girls "oh Betty white" hahaha

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talhakr 3

U sure it wasnt the 'sasha grey' star trek parody? :P

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maz255 10

seen it, tied a rope around my neck, tried to choke while i pleased myself.... then laughed at it

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