By Anonymous - 13/12/2017 06:00

Today, the gas company had to be called into work for a possible gas leak. The pipes are fine. I had White Castle for dinner last night. I'm the gas leak. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Lobby_Bee 17

Ask your coworkers to pick a number from 1 to 10. That's their IQ.

This story sounds far-fetched. I guess the gas company folks were.

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This story sounds far-fetched. I guess the gas company folks were.

Gas has a very distinct odor. The odor is added as it's generally odorless. Fats contain several different kinds of bacteria giving the "methane" you're expelling a smelly/yuck/I smell. Your fellow co-workers must be on the lower-end of the IQ scale there buddy. I think you have more problems than worrying about gas leaks

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Actually, the chemicals the gas company puts into the methane/ethane mixture (which is odorless) are mercaptans which are also present in the shit. It is possible that farts smell similar to the “stinkum” the gas company uses.

Lobby_Bee 17

Ask your coworkers to pick a number from 1 to 10. That's their IQ.

I would believe that someone smelled you fart, and then made a joke, like, "ha-ha, we should call the gas company to check for a leak!" and that was the end of that. I don't believe this actually happened. I have a frienconstantlylexaggeratingng about things that happened to him, until ihis headadherehe believes it, and the next thing he is doing is telling people a ludicrous story that he created. You sound like that.

Hope you don't smoke, otherwise you're gonna go out in flames!