By Anonymous - 13/12/2017 06:00

Today, the gas company had to be called into work for a possible gas leak. The pipes are fine. I had White Castle for dinner last night. I'm the gas leak. FML
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Ask your coworkers to pick a number from 1 to 10. That's their IQ.

This story sounds far-fetched. I guess the gas company folks were.

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This story sounds far-fetched. I guess the gas company folks were.

Gas has a very distinct odor. The odor is added as it's generally odorless. Fats contain several different kinds of bacteria giving the "methane" you're expelling a smelly/yuck/I smell. Your fellow co-workers must be on the lower-end of the IQ scale there buddy. I think you have more problems than worrying about gas leaks

a smelly smell made my day

Actually, the chemicals the gas company puts into the methane/ethane mixture (which is odorless) are mercaptans which are also present in the shit. It is possible that farts smell similar to the “stinkum” the gas company uses.

Ask your coworkers to pick a number from 1 to 10. That's their IQ.

I would believe that someone smelled you fart, and then made a joke, like, "ha-ha, we should call the gas company to check for a leak!" and that was the end of that. I don't believe this actually happened. I have a frienconstantlylexaggeratingng about things that happened to him, until ihis headadherehe believes it, and the next thing he is doing is telling people a ludicrous story that he created. You sound like that.

Hope you don't smoke, otherwise you're gonna go out in flames!