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Insist on both nuts
Well, did you take him up on the offer OP? Testicles sell for quite a bit on the black market.
Please advise on pricing. I have some student loans I still need to pay off
I'll buy.
Even non black market legal organ donations testicles can go for $35,000
That's just an urban legend. Check snopes and other urban legend sites.
Urban legend of not, I'd sell one for half that!
Should have gotten his digits. He might have been rich
damn that's nuts
Or lack there of...
Even old people need a bit of action once in a while, don't be so selfish OP. Where's your Christmas spirit?
Well reach around and take his left nut then. He can't even really complain about it
sounds like a deal to me.
Tell him you're not Joey's tailor (Friends)
Lmao.
Wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose?
his left nut?what's that?
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Well, did you take him up on the offer OP? Testicles sell for quite a bit on the black market.
Even old people need a bit of action once in a while, don't be so selfish OP. Where's your Christmas spirit?