By Anonymous - 25/12/2015 17:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was fitting an elderly gentleman for a suit, he muttered all too loudly that he'd give his left nut for a reacharound. FML
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Thebestinclass 16
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Well, did you take him up on the offer OP? Testicles sell for quite a bit on the black market.

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BigBoy77 9
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Even old people need a bit of action once in a while, don't be so selfish OP. Where's your Christmas spirit?

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rieebee 23

Demand payment up front.

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pjsr 32
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Insist on both nuts

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Thebestinclass 16
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Well, did you take him up on the offer OP? Testicles sell for quite a bit on the black market.

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boating_guy 33
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Please advise on pricing. I have some student loans I still need to pay off

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ColonelCusswords 24

I'm thinking the product in question might of passed it's "expiration" date

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rlak111 19
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Even non black market legal organ donations testicles can go for $35,000

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pjsr 32
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That's just an urban legend. Check snopes and other urban legend sites.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Urban legend of not, I'd sell one for half that!

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spicyburrito 18
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Should have gotten his digits. He might have been rich

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ColonelCusswords 24

Someone call Kanye, we got a gold digger over here

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DjangoFett 9
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damn that's nuts

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bwinski 19
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Or lack there of...

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BigBoy77 9
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Even old people need a bit of action once in a while, don't be so selfish OP. Where's your Christmas spirit?

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nash1991 20
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Well reach around and take his left nut then. He can't even really complain about it

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MystoganFT 18
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sounds like a deal to me.

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GAeroNKissR 26
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Tell him you're not Joey's tailor (Friends)

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LPac5295 27
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Wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose?

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ColonelCusswords 24

Not for the kinky folks

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teyyoshi 19
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his left nut？what's that？

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tarlax 11

His left testicle/teste/ball/gonad/bollock/nard/cojone/jingle bell/marble/teabag/plum/love spud/all-seeing-eye/hard boiled egg/goolie/chestnut/bojangle/Olpally/etc.

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dabaerju 23
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FML: The place where you not only read how fucked people's lives are, but also provide you with new vocabulary.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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And my teachers have the audacity to say that FML doesn't contribute to my educational well-being!

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