By Anonymous - 25/12/2015 17:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was fitting an elderly gentleman for a suit, he muttered all too loudly that he'd give his left nut for a reacharound. FML
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Well, did you take him up on the offer OP? Testicles sell for quite a bit on the black market.

Even old people need a bit of action once in a while, don't be so selfish OP. Where's your Christmas spirit?

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Demand payment up front.

Insist on both nuts

Well, did you take him up on the offer OP? Testicles sell for quite a bit on the black market.

Please advise on pricing. I have some student loans I still need to pay off

I'm thinking the product in question might of passed it's "expiration" date

Even non black market legal organ donations testicles can go for $35,000

That's just an urban legend. Check snopes and other urban legend sites.

Urban legend of not, I'd sell one for half that!

Should have gotten his digits. He might have been rich

Someone call Kanye, we got a gold digger over here

damn that's nuts

Or lack there of...

Even old people need a bit of action once in a while, don't be so selfish OP. Where's your Christmas spirit?

Well reach around and take his left nut then. He can't even really complain about it

sounds like a deal to me.

Tell him you're not Joey's tailor (Friends)

Wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose?

Not for the kinky folks

his left nut?what's that?

His left testicle/teste/ball/gonad/bollock/nard/cojone/jingle bell/marble/teabag/plum/love spud/all-seeing-eye/hard boiled egg/goolie/chestnut/bojangle/Olpally/etc.

FML: The place where you not only read how fucked people's lives are, but also provide you with new vocabulary.

And my teachers have the audacity to say that FML doesn't contribute to my educational well-being!