By Anonymous - Canada - Edmonton
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
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  Alexandria79  |  22

parents generally blame number 1 and not younger siblings. I'd have thought my medic parents would have known it was my sister biting herself and crying saying it was me. they did not. my sister laughed and told them the truth 20 plus years later. their response? I probably deserved being punished anyway.

  ChimeraThorne  |  19

Growing up, everything was my fault, because I was "older and should know better" even if I wasn't even around! My mothers reasoning was her 2 older brothers always caused trouble and she got blamed so it's always the older ones fault, never the younger. My sister, as a result, got away with murder, still does at almost 21!

  JackFaire  |  27

Not necessarily. My drug addict brother made my high school years miserable I was almost always grounded for "doing drugs" and getting watched 24/7 by our folks because he convinced them I was either going to join a cult or do drugs so that they wouldn't notice the large amount of drugs he was doing.

By  Tripartita  |  44

Wow, a skank for an ass and a cunt for a face. That would be truly horrifying.

She'd be up at all hours of the night trying to deal with her ass's promiscuity all the while unable to speak or see.

  gobiteme2  |  34

People if you understood OP’s FML he was using HIS own laptop. So all he would prove with a screen shot of browser history would show that he did it.

By  gichikku  |  14

I would not find it believable that you would post that onto your mothers wall, unless I thought you were a complete idiot. Either your parents don't use logic or they think you are dumb enough to do it.