Kids: Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie...

By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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It's just a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 12:15 - United States - Hanover

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled, "Geronimo!" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Popped

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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meaganwas 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:01

You have the best little brother ever.

drybamboo 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:03

That ten year old knew what he was saying. LOL.

Comments

meaganwas 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:01

You have the best little brother ever.

Madison88888888 5

Thursday 2 August 2012 20:25

I agree! That's too cute (:

zach2519 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:03

Pics of your girlfriend? Her response?

AutomatonRider 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 13:59

creepy

jc10x 8

Friday 26 April 2013 18:15

why would you want to know?

drybamboo 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:03

That ten year old knew what he was saying. LOL.

talz222 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:08

At least she knows now..

emmaleelee 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:09

Hahaha! Well, as they say...kids say the darndest things. Tell her it was a misunderstanding, or else just laugh it off. Unless she's a new girlfriend it really shouldn't be too much of an issue, just something to laugh about later.

Nitros_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:10

Not so bad, I found out from my ex that that is what she wanted to hear from me...

54754N4 14

Monday 19 December 2016 8:45

#7 Who needs his ex to tell him that Lol. I think it's safe to assume that u weren't forced to go out with her.. and as a normal human being u obviously had urges. U gotta convey ur feelings more; especially in a healthy relationship. >..> Might explain why she's an 'ex' now..