Work: Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 09:25 - United States - Toledo

Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By aeterne - 08/04/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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LadiDi_fml 10

Friday 27 July 2012 16:05

Make a new sign...

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 27 July 2012 16:14

...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"

Comments

sorrowsangel89 1

Friday 27 July 2012 18:44

That's called stupid employees. If they are old enough to have a job they are old enough to know hygiene.

flutter4 7

Friday 27 July 2012 18:45

That's disgusting. If they are dumb enough not to wash their hands then they are dumb enough to not have a job anymore. That's a health hazard. Nasty.

doglover100 28

Friday 27 July 2012 18:55

Eww. What are they five?

sirsquab 12

Friday 27 July 2012 18:57

Tell them there's no sign saying you have to pay them.

katiebrynn 2

Friday 27 July 2012 19:07

Gross! Find cleaner workers with the common idea they need to wash their hands!

BobbieH 19

Friday 27 July 2012 19:13

What kind of nasty, dirty employees do you have? I've always thought those signs were for the customers to reassume them of the cleanliness of the workers. It seems, in your case, the workers cleanliness is questionable!