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grodyyy
He reminds me of the late George Carlin " I only wash my hands when I get shit on my fingers, and that happens like twice a week tops!" hahaha
Psh, washing your hands, I thought that was for the soviets, just like toilet paper.
well everyone know girls dont poop. now all the girls need to know that guys keep their hands in their pockets the entire time when they go to the restroom because we men have pants that unzip themselves and toilets that flush automatically and even doors that open with a password only known to men. so we men dont need to wash our hands for any reason at all. ladies u just need to catch up.
did the trolls all have a meeting and decided to attack this thread? one second every comment is thumbed up and then i refresh the page and every comment is thumbed down by like three or more votes... keep going trolls i still love you! :] (btw for anyone who didnt know yes i was ******* joking in both of my previous posts no need to go all apeshit and rape the downvote) :l
-40 I will give the trolls attention by requesting oral sex from them and calling them what the cool kids refer to as "Douchebags"
-42 But just like the OP, I'm so paranoid, I'll wash my hands, what I'm try to say is if I'm given this much power, I might even request more oral sex and calling more people Douchebags... I don't think I could take the great responsibility with great power.
-48 As you wish, master Flockz
Iamnotmyself, if you're going to get flockz sandwich from subway, be sure you don't ask for the sub with avocado...
-69 Reality sucks let us be free!
whoah. I never knew you could reply to a comment of a comment. this made my day!
#62 trolololololololololol
I put all those "lol"s so autocorrect wouldn't ruin my comment : (
Haha, hilarious!
Well, u feel gross, but think about it. chances are, u only touch ur clothes pulling it down, and if ur a male ur private part. what does that touch? nothing that gives germs
Your penis is tiny anyway..........LOL
@67
Forget gremlins, it's the gnomes you have to look out for.
he's obviously just trying to build immunities, sort of like booger-eating
Seems like she would have had to find something like that out before marrying..but, maybe not
I hope he doesn't make you food.
ur from israel...cant waste water
say hello e coli!
http://www.aboutkidshealth.ca/En/News/NewsAndFeatures/Pages/E-coli-Protecting-Family.aspx please note, "found in the gut of humans" and "wash hands thoroughly"
dump him
Please die.
Of all the legitimate reasons to break up with someone, not washing their hands enough isn't one of them. I definitely don't think it's something a couple should get DIVORCED over.
I see what you did there, dump him for taking a dump and not washing his hands
you can't just ******* "dump" your husband. it's marriage not a ******* high school relationship
pee on your hands and smear it all over him
what the ****?
That be nasty as helllll.
Tell him that you never wash your mouth after a *******.
How do you marry someone and not have found this out beforehand?
well idk, maybe she doesn't always follow him into the mens room?
I guess now it's your turn to be paranoid...
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Tell him that you never wash your mouth after a *******.
tell him everytime he shakes hands with a man he's shaking their penis too.