Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
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furryfatblob
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what do they wash their hands before!?
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MeltedMint
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Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.
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furryfatblob
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what do they wash their hands before!?
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FFML_314
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Don't eat the food.
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iiNsTinK
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haha your eating your dads penistouched fingers!!
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FFML_314
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Correcion, (s)he is eating their dads penistouched finger juice.
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ashleybee007
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That's gross lol. How did you find this out though....
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heyred
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At least you know that your white blood cells are being exercised!
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EllOfficial
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lolol that's gross :) you have a respectable family
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Jandude
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You're obviously adopted.
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jjpavo
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ok..... your point?
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BabyDacey
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um that's digusting /:
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TaylorTotsYumm
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E. Coli, Staff, EWH. I hope you're not a germophobe. Cary around some sanitizing spray with you everywhere in your house. Do like a surprise attack and spray your relatives hands with it. Then you'll be safe.(:
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crimsongetsu
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there's alot of hot Asian chicks commenting... = ]
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benito_fml
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bloody ass haha :)
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riku3220
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I don't know about you guys, but I don't touch my crap or pee when I use the restroom. I may as well wash my hands after I touch a public handrail since my hands will get dirtier from that than me using the bathroom.
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TaylorTotsYumm
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108, if you're a guy, don't you touch your willy when you take a piss?
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dgaf247
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Statistic: more than half of all people in America do not wash their hands after using the bathroom. So, all the people acting disgusted by the post, most of you do not do it either.
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Anonononomous
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iwash my hands after everything! I even foot after walking my dogs. I'm a proud/clean American!
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riku3220
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110, you say that as if my "willy" is any more dirty than the rest of me.
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xalerion
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108, first off, do you realize how dirty handrails tend to be? especially since many people don't wash their hands including children and who can tell where they've been or what they've done. secondly, there is some small vapors floating in the air of your bathroom of piss and poo. there have been studies done and the instant a toothbrush or anything for that matter was introduced to a used, not even recently mind you, bathroom it tested positive for fecal matter, that's poo. in order to cut down and rid yourself of a majority of germs you wash your hands. it doesn't matter what you do or don't touch, it doesn't mean it hasn't somehow touched you. it's better to be safe and 'clean' as possible than sorry and to just wash your hands every once in a while even if you haven't used the restroom, and preferably before eating or handling food.
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riku3220
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Yes, I do know how dirty handrails are, and if you'd read properly you'd see I was saying that they -were- dirtier than using the bathroom. And your "OMG POO AND PEE PARTICLES IN THE AIR" statement is the reason why I regularly clean my bathroom and disinfect my toothbrush. Not washing your hands isn't as big of a deal as people make it out to be.
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rymadness
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yea maybe op can teach his parents to be clean insted of vice versa
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11colio11
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I hate how some people go around carrying hand sanitizer every place they go with the argument "everything has shit on it so I'm gonna coat my hands with purell every 15 minutes". it's true that everything is dirty on a microscopic level, but it's most likely that you won't die if you touch a handrail before eating a sandwich. it's fucking annoying. Be a man and stop being a germaphobe pussy! Oh and OP ydi for not liking parrots
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toothache
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how does he not like parrots?
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tallyhallrulz817
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this is like exactly the same with me. just today my brother announced to my entire family that he was going to "take a giant disgusting dump" and afterwards he didn't wash his hands. it was really gross :p
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PenelopeClearwat
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116- I read about that as well. It also stated that problems like that can easily be solved by closing the lid, then flushing... and keeping things like toothbrushes in a cabinent or drawer.
I'm not trying to give people an excuse to NOT wash teir hands... I'm just saying(:
I'm not trying to give people an excuse to NOT wash teir hands... I'm just saying(:
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christa953
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that's right 108 u should wash your hands after touching handrails or public objects. and public bathrooms are nasty
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babbycakes101
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lmfao
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makemeasandwich
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wow that's nasty
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AlterEggo
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Don't let them make you a salad.
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yoube
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You can toss that salad.
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mattman1994
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HA! Good one
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xThatAsianGurlx
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haha I moderated this!! and that's just gross if I found that out I would start making my own dinners haha
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romel18
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lol ewww! you should start doin the same! lol
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rkcxenocide
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AIDS! =D
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ScooterScott
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Squaids!
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1221jamw
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lol. that was random
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AVGNRocks
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RWJ FTW
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tencentsakiss
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people are gross :(
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RedPillSucks
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Unfortunately, after you wash and dry your hands you've got to open the door again, unless you're carrying around disposable wipes to uses to grasp the door.
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sourgirl101
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Nope. After you open the door, you keep it open with your body and practice your two point shot. Or drop it before leaving. Many public places relocated their thrash cans because they know people will litter in front of the doors.
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Jimboom
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At add further disgust to your situation consider this. Your parents never wash their hands after having sex and handling their bits. ;-)
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MeltedMint
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Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.