Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML
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Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
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LadiDi_fml 10
Make a new sign...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"
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Comments (157)
delightfultwist 5
ummm what restaurantis this so i dont eat there
mpalmiter4717 8
I would remind them they can be replaced and shall be replaced
melissahoefs83 2
Seriously anyone that refuses to wash their hands should be fired not only is that unsanitary its gross!
darealdc03 1
You're in Ohio the whole state is an at will state. I would fire them all for failing to follow directions. Disgusting people.
Taz23_fml 6
Are you really that stupid that you can't make a new one. Secondly if you're employees really need a sign to tell them to wash their hands you need new ones.
R4LJ 10
Wow. Thats VERY unsanitary.
robberry 11
It's like people only do things because there's a sign, and that's just sad. FIRE them, make a new sign, and learn to be a leader.
jboyajian86 1
Welcome to America's butthole, aka Ohio.
randome101 12
:( NW Ohio is still good right?
noisebox 1
Answer paint the sign on the wall and install a camera, the person painting over it gets fired...
noisebox 1
Ps people who don't wash their hands after a pooh usually like to secretly sniff their fingers for a while after, I read that in a psychiatric journal