Tough choice
Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML
Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new anxiety medicine fully entered my system. It makes me shit my brains out. I can either fart and risk shitting my pants every time or I can be too anxious to even enter a public place. FML
Today, I started taking my anxiety meds. Without them I can't function because I'm constantly fighting off panic attacks, but with them I can't function because I get crippling headaches and heartburn and feel tired all the time. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room. A medicine I'm on for my nerve disease is causing me to have stomach pains. If I get off the medicine though, the nerve disease can get worse. If I stay on the medicine, I can continue to have stomach pains and vomit. FML
Today, I either have to shit my brains out on the hour every hour like clockwork, or stop taking my medicine and go back to suffering debilitating PTSD. Regardless, I’m spending half of my day locked in a small space and unable to live freely. FML
Today, I realized that I needed a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Ask for another medicine? There's not just one for anxiety out there, I'm sure there's one that'll leave your eyes and body be :)
Doortje 30
Go for the rude stares. Who knows, maybe someone will think that you're winking at them and you'll find yourself a date.
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xxmollyxx 25
Ask for another medicine? There's not just one for anxiety out there, I'm sure there's one that'll leave your eyes and body be :)
Inspired22 11
Agree. And right when you start a medicine, the side effects are really bad, but after a month or two, they subside. Or you can try some things to make it better: take probiotics, eat food when you take your medicine, etc. But don't just stick to one medicine if it makes you miserable. There are plenty out there! My best friend takes one that doesn't have any problematic side-effects, for anxiety. Relief is possible! Don't give up!
Ryanfmlfiend 0
try weed
rallets 23
sounds like a shitty situation dude
blackbird31 0
Or you could just man up and deal with it instead of inventing imaginary syndromes to cope with your failures.
picupbart 0
calm down blackbird, here's my advice: don't go on fml when your having pmt
BAMF18 0
i thought your picture was of a big ass shit in the sink
moviegirl6 5
Lexapro is an antidepressant. NOT for anxiety. Take it from someone who works in a pharmacy, that won't help in the way you want it too. Don't listen to Ayame.
purple_sarah88 0
You told someone on the internet you've never met to take your drug because it works for you or to try self medicating with street drugs. You might be well intentioned but FYI that's why people are worried...
Evan2297 0
**** off blackbird. U know nothing of the medical world. He is not making up syndromes. Like me he might have a defficiancy of some mineral. Thats what happens. So you better know shit, before you talk shit.
bitchmode 0
I smell charlie sheen..... What about a buttplug XD
Doortje 30
Go for the rude stares. Who knows, maybe someone will think that you're winking at them and you'll find yourself a date.
gotbiscuits 0
I second this. You're not the only one with this problem. Someone else should be sharing the same side effect.
laneylovesu2 3
Pretending you have turrets could always be fun! =]
iluffmcrandbvb 1
learning how to spell tourettes would be fun too.
boatkicker 5
No, no, turrets like fun little towers!
XanderScythe 11
You know, I heard there's this thing called, The Chill Pill. ;)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
just swear at them and tell them (and possibly the authorities) that you have turrets!
j300zx 0
You sir stole my comment! stupid loading. At least we think alike
DocBastard 40
Well Pen, they are just explaining how they would defend themselves in that embarrassing situation. What do you expect them to do, curse uncontrollably?
rallets 23
thatd be fun to see, a guy with tourettes on a turret who just so happens to be a tourist :P
j300zx 0
I choose rude stares. start screaming profanities and tell em you have turrets. :]
intheboot 0
Feeling Good by David D Burns. Read that to help your anxiety.
enonymous 9
personally I'd choose to be like Tweak from south park that way I can blame everything on underpants gnomes
kittydidit 0
Umm I'm calling bullshit. Anxiety meds mellow you out, not give you the jitters. And anxiety meds prescribed to stop digestive issues? Either this is the worst fake ever or you got the half rate doctor from the Simpsons who doesn't speak English. Either way fyl for being stupid
Inspired22 11
Copy and paste from drugs.com about the first anti-anxiety medication I thought of: Xanax. It's part of a common class of drugs used to treat anxiety. The other class is SSRI anti-depressants. What are the possible side effects of Xanax? Get emergency medical help if you have any of these signs of an allergic reaction to Xanax: hives; difficulty breathing; swelling of your face, lips, tongue, or throat. Call your doctor at once if you have any of these serious side effects: unusual risk-taking behavior, decreased inhibitions, no fear of danger; depressed mood, thoughts of suicide or hurting yourself; hyperactivity, agitation, hostility, hallucinations; feeling light-headed, fainting; seizure (convulsions); urinating less than usual or not at all; muscle twitching, tremor; or jaundice (yellowing of the skin or eyes). Did you see the muscle-twitching, seizures, and hallucination part? Really now, depending on who you are, these meds can be miserable!
technicallyhuman 0
aww I was going to comment on this but it got modded before I could. I will anyways just to clear up that stomach and digestion problems can happen when you are stressed/nervous. so that part does make sense... what doesn't is OP not asking for a different med. it took a while for me to find a med that didn't have bad side effects so just keep looking OP
DarkJoy_fml 5
FYL
dansco 25
Solution is easy - stay in all day near a toilet! No seriously go see your doctor, which you should've done straight away when you had side effects!
keilah 4
Not necessarily - side effects are generally expected and most fade away after 2-4 weeks. Side effects that are negatively impacting your life, though, I would definitely go back to the doctor to try something else. That's why there are so many different medications, because you can never know exactly how they affect different people, and it can take a few tries to get something that works well.
ruca 0
rude stares? I have epilepsy I twitch cause of it. I've never gotten rude stares. odd ones here and there yes. but not rude. though if you stick to this particular med I promise you get used to the shaking. due to my horribel health I have a few medications that make me shake. after a month or so it's just normal.