Work: Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 09:25 - United States - Toledo

Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Sarah - 07/05/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By aeterne - 08/04/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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LadiDi_fml 10

Friday 27 July 2012 16:05

Make a new sign...

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 27 July 2012 16:14

...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"

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DaSandman 9

Friday 27 July 2012 20:31

fire their asses...

stormchaser24 24

Friday 27 July 2012 20:39

Hmmmm, get a new sign. Or make a rule. All employees must wash hands. I thought that was a rule. How did they steal it? It is the sticker one right?

AwesomeSkySky 1

Friday 27 July 2012 21:06

Dumbasses.

flutter4 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 0:00

Nasty bastards

macday2015 13

Friday 27 July 2012 21:08

Remind me not to go to your restaurant.

godhelpusall111 12

Friday 27 July 2012 21:21

Oh, shit.

Leslier_fml 4

Friday 27 July 2012 21:32

Where is this? So I wont go there.

Cats_And_Kitties 3

Friday 27 July 2012 21:42

And what restaurant is this? I want to make sure which place to avoid next time I go out.

Myo_fml 20

Friday 27 July 2012 21:49

Threaten to hire some scabs who will.

JustKittyKat 24

Friday 27 July 2012 22:09

"And you lose your job! And you lose your job! You ALL lose your job!"

Dcm210 19

Friday 27 July 2012 22:37

fire them all

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