Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML
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Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
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LadiDi_fml 10
Make a new sign...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"
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Comments (157)
brokenhelix 4
I'm glad I don't live in Ohio...
RoseCrystal 17
Here's a solution, buy a new sign and fire your employees and replace them with people who aren't ******* disgusting.
worldclassrager 41
That's a basic code of conduct...seriously that's just immature...
tw416 6
They don't really no sign to prove it.
stereochick16 1
Who the hell would steal it in the first place!?
nifa86 12
Fire a few people the rest will pull into line quick smart!
TriflingAllDay 6
They will have to, if you could stand up as 'in charge'.
brookemurray17 5
One of the employees took it!!!!
zoso008 7
Ecosure is a bitch.zack was telling me about the signs and remembered reading this earlier today.small world
drexlercrane16 5
Meanwhile at mcdonalds............