Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
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LadiDi_fml 10
Make a new sign...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"
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Comments (157)
killerofbabies 4
Please tell me what establishment that is so I NEVER GO THERE
BenTaz 7
Simple fix. Staff meeting time. Anyone that doesn't wash their hands has no job. It's a health code violation and you could be shut down for it.
onholiday208 2
Nobody eat in Ohio!
dead_insects 18
And if there was a sign telling them to eat shit and die, would they do so?! If they need words on a sign to replace their common sense, then your restaurant is in trouble. Your employees are nasty fucktards.
Meeeeeeeee9 2
Isn't that the sign that Ellen used on her show?
wolfgirl18 3
That's disgusting. EVERYONE should wash there hands after going to the bathroom especially if you work In food they should all be fired that's unsanitary and could've gotten a lot of people sick
marisadc79 0
Make a new sign and you can write them up for breaking company and health department policy and if possible I'd be firing them that is so nasty
ravey 0
Eww. ******* gross. YDI for working with what sounds like backwoods morons
laurapiggy 3
It's a sad commentary that food handlers have to be reminded to wash their hands!
Harlequin073 6
Dude, really? Cowboy the **** up and do your job and remind them what their job is.