Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
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FMLandurstoo
| 9
Give him a ride to a gay bar far out of town and leave him there.
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Dotell95
| 3
Tell him you can't because your busy studying
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lizzie96
| 2
dump his ass bro
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Juliaa15
| 6
Dump him? I'd hold onto him. seems like he has his priorities straight. knows what he wants. stable.
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CoconutMuffin
| 5
Yeah, seriously! He needs to get his **** straight.
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bigmanj28
| 0
Not his fault she failed to show up at her birthday party
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Garyy_fml
| 11
why wouldn't his dick be straight?
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imaberry95
| 0
he obviously was studying how many drinks it takes to not remember what he was sstudying
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flockz
| 19
WAIT SO DICKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT?!?!? WHY HAS NO ONE EVER SAID ANYTHING?!?
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iEatGuppies
| 0
you should pick him up, drop him off 10 miles away from home and write on his arm "it's over bitch" so when he wakes up with a hangover he'll be screwed!
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iEatGuppies
| 0
^^win. I'm #69
-FBG$-
-FBG$-
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tybtab
| 5
maybe he has a degree in partying
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Metal_Chick
| 15
Dicks are straight?? :-O... oh my my ex needs to get his checked..and op if I were you I'd make him pay first; go party, get wasted, have the time of your life, and then call him to let him know your catching a ride with Chad [or some other guy's name] and that you no longer need his ass or dick, whatever.
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CoconutMuffin
| 5
How did you get dicks from what I said? It's supposed to be shit. :/
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TruexSniper
| 0
I was thinking the same thing.
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alexg823
| 0
86 - It's easier to just not censor yourself.
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a_nutritionist
| 10
i wonder if his name is rick...drunk dialling can cause all sorts of problems.
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daysgoby902
| 6
I totally agree. stable
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That1GuyUNo
| 0
you deserve it for dating him
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newburton13
| 26
Yeah, in a desert somewhere.
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immataco
| 9
Girls don't always know what retards they fall for.
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xPsYcHO_KILLa_x
| 0
wow we are surrounded by liars and cheats
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demonspeed
| 0
oh you have no idea the horrors that await you in adulthood...enjoy what you got right now.
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whitesox365
| 0
the world is bad!... blahblahblah
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grafixxx687
| 0
its dumping time!!!
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pandaran
| 0
only dumbasses would lie and cheat.
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sexyshit44
| 0
Maybe it was the bar exam.
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FMLandurstoo
| 9
Give him a ride to a gay bar far out of town and leave him there.
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swittig
| 0
giggity
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2cacrawf
| 0
#3 .. perfect comment with that picture
:) win
:) win
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woahheylex
| 0
He'd like it... the OPs name is Devon.
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nerdfighteria
| 7
Devon's a gender-neutral name.
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Lauren10102
| 3
leave him there naked!
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BaconDave
| 12
How exactly would he leave him there naked? Good thought.
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obamathellama
| 0
Drive him and drop him off in front of some cops naked. @93 hes drunk getting him naked shouldn't be too hard.
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CAPTmok
| 7
Everyone studies in their own ways....... right???
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BaconDave
| 12
Except mine is ordering some fried chicken, eat the whole bucket, and cry myself to sleep on my couch watching reality shows.
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hagenmat000
| 0
Virgins.
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cc_the_beast
| 6
We used to hold study groups at the pub. Have a few beers, talk shop, good way of studying actually!
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cbaidchris
| 6
He's studying for the bar exam. Coors light is super cold.
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McAninch35
| 9
Obviously, the bottle of vodka was his reward to himself for studying so hard. Really, you should be proud.
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MrAngel96
| 0
happy birthday though!!!
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kalvarez2
| 0
Nice:)
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Destabilized
| 0
Box him in his mouf.
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Dotell95
| 3
Tell him you can't because your busy studying
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MuchDance90s
| 0
best answer. close thread.
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MzCherry29
| 0
Lmao!! Thats wat I would have said!!
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saIty
| 17
Tell him your unicorn will pick him up, and to wait by Baby Street. Chances are he'll believe it.
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BaconDave
| 12
Too bad OP didn't get $4 for karate lessons to kick their asses...
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GunnarG9
| 0
wonder how many people lulled up to him and said *gasp* Omg... here's 4, no wait 8 bucks to help double your karate lessons to double kick their butts.
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nadyy14
| 8
he's a jack-az. nuff said