mozeltov

About Mozeltov

I'm awesome and don't have time to fill out these about me descriptions, and yes, that picture is of me

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Mozeltov's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

18%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

30%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

28%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

40%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

6%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

25%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

6%

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Mozeltov's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By baller12 - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 15:25 / United States

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon / Monday 22 April 2013 07:19 / Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WetWalking / Thursday 21 March 2013 13:31 / United States - Tyler

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lolo / Friday 22 February 2013 00:16 / Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:24 /

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Checking you out

Mobility

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Up and coming moderator

Judgmental

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

One more and it's business time