Cockblocked

By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
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Acesarcasm 0
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that's pessimistic. have a fuck in the backyard, be adventurous.

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2random 0
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are you attached by the hip ? why didnt just one of you go?

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2random 0
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are you attached by the hip ? why didnt just one of you go?

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Honda288 2
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I think sex would be a bit awkward if they were joined at the hip. How's that for a mental picture.

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Nyattack 14

Maybe because they enjoy spending time together ?

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Acesarcasm 0
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that's pessimistic. have a fuck in the backyard, be adventurous.

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iseyixes 18

Well I'd guess they're too dumb to think of that since this FML exists.

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anelard 6
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Or go to a hotel.

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GamerFTW 4

As soon as I read the FML my first thought was "backyard"!

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ScenicSubterfuge 39
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That is a great idea:)

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Kain713 14
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I would have broken a window so fast....

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cluch3 22
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hahaha 53 your pic is perfect

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emilygrace 0
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could've taken some from your parents' room?

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xxpinkroczxxx 0
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y would a maried couple need condums its called birthcontrol

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kingdomgirl94 28
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they're not married? that and not every girl wants the mess of cum everytime they have sex. besides, the pill is only 97% effective. meaning its 3% ineffective. The best way to avoid pregnancy is to use both.

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kingdomgirl94 28
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who says they live with their parents?

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ImAsHiGhAsAkItE 0
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That happened to me. Hah. It sucks.

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lexxi_fml 0

But yet you brought your lap top with you, good thinking. Maybe you thought "Hmmm, if I lock my door by accident, I could always post a FML..."

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jokerman7734 0

ily wanna go out?

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_PurpleTortugas_ 2
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ever heard of a cell phone?? most people have them nowadays...and most of em have internet... .-.

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awesomeamandas 37
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ever heard of a cell phone?

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Spy_fml 1

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to slam doors? #9- I don't think that she brought her laptop with her. If this is real she would of written it later.

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bkirby 4

Or used her cell phone

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fthebs 0
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oh there are so many places. get creative.

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deannababy 0

shiiiiiit, break in!!

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elliekinslurvsya 0
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umm, sorry, but "family house"? this confuses me...

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BadLuckTuck 0
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Obvious incest is obvious.

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cr3stf4ll3n 0
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I've slept in a van before (alone if you're wondering), nothing like the great outdoors.

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