By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 370
You deserved it 34

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Were you dressed as goldilocks?

Did he steal your pic-a-nic basket?

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Were you dressed as goldilocks?

Veena 0

haha #2 i totally lol'd

Fab0luZ 0

Pedoooooooooooo :] .!!!!!!

#9 deserves a medal

Flutist 3

And he would never have made it to grandma's house with those cookies. Op, sorry...stop dressing like a little girl and pedobear will leave you alone.

Pedo bear?

haha sorry that's quite funny :D

shhhitsasecret 0

Just the type of thing that would happen in New York. lol.

The first thing I thought when I read this was "Pedobear!!!"

ROFL I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING LOLOLOL LMAO

sorry, I can't even say this is a FYL and pedobear -YES!!! :D

Tell the other bears what you just saw.

morganrules123 10

lol. family guy reference.

Oh god. Smokey the Bear has gone rogue!

Well, I guess he's smart because now he can't be identified! FYL though :(

Ducati4623 0

I think "he's the only guy in a bear suit" would get the case solved

I highly doubt he's going to continue wearing the suit after he mugs somebody. That was my point. He takes the suit off and he's unidentifiable then.

Mr_Zachary 0

Are you sure it wasn't just a really hairy dude?

MoeF 0

haha! would be gross...but funny!

Did he steal your pic-a-nic basket?

AndelleRae 9

Haha! I am so sorry you got mugged, but the visual I got from this made me laugh so hard. I really hope someone illustrates this one.

AndelleRae 9

Bahaha! Yaaaay! This is fucking fantastic.