By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 17:40 - United States

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Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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josh7279 7

You must have a nice truck.

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josh7279 7

You must have a nice truck.

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

He has such a nice truck, it makes people want to ****.

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beccaishereyay 11

Thanks for explaining that

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Inheritance 10

They noticed it was a V8.

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gc327072 30

52- but 17 is better looking, thus granting her 1 extra chance to make a better comment. So hush. And 17, don't blow your chance.

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Inheritance 10

Agreed with 56 and 48 I neglect to see this 'joke'. So where is it?

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tehyaxd 4

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SenselessPattern 12

90 - Apology accepted. Self-Asshole status for today = Achieved

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I didn't want to get involved but eh couldn't resist. Why would you get annoyed by someone else's comment that doesn't include you in it whatsoever? There's a thumb button for a reason.

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mr_torch91 1

You should have just walked up, got in your truck, and floored it.

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GrAmCrAcKeRzz 3

Why are you guys arguing over the Internet? Seriously you don't have any friends that you'd have to come on the Internet and fight about someone's unfortunate event? If there should be any fyl going around here, it should be your own ******* life. Peace you little piece of shit dickwad.

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SmokingUnicorn 8

"Exactly where you don't want to look, where you never want to look. The corner of your eye."

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sux4u121 10

122, in case you didn't notice, you are arguing on the internet.

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TheOnlyX 11

122 - Do you realize you now are arguing over the Internet about arguing over the Internet? Good job, and I love the added profanity that you thought would help your statement.

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Bball_boy15 3

113- it's the internet what do you expect? Rainbows and unicorns?

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valalvax 13

125- Who reference, right? It reads like DW

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Chaosaiyan 6

There are a lot of those too.

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Welshite 39

Impressing, thrilling, enrapturing, astounding, awed, fascinating, enamoring, enthralling, etc... See, I can do it too, but that doesn't mean it makes much sense.

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unknown_user5566 26

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expertsmilee 26

Wow and enTHRALLing without even trying

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dsbs 9

If you had a keychain remote you should have set off the cars alarm haha

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Fairclough 8

Maybe they thought Optimus Prime (the truck) just wanted a little action?

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missamazinggg 12

What does being a horny teenager have to do with being redneck?

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gc327072 30

Because people in urban areas are too classy to show PDA. Haha I love logical fallacies.

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astoryofroses 9

because sex on a truck is a Texas thing. I live here, I know

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siickman 7

74, thats because you all only own trucks...

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BossPathfinderGM 14

74, ON a truck is not. IN a truck is the thing. Spacious interior, good mood music, or in the bed under the stars.

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heygirlie777 21

51- if they WERE rednecks, we would redneck-ognize it.

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Axipiter 24

103... Don't EVER quote that shit again, lest fiery wrath be rained 'pon your head from th' heavens.

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dalilpanther 5

Ugh, I meant to ask a question that I realized the answer to and accidentally clicked send. Sorry about that useless comment.

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mikeofthunder 13

It's okay, Shane; rest your weary head now.

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WrongRomance 11

The doors must have been locked.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I see what you mean but why would they waste time trying to see which car is unlocked?! Aha.

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jarockstar27 10

Somebody was getting some tail on your tail gate! Ha! Did you tell any of the teachers?

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gc327072 30

'Cause all they could think about, was gettin it oooooonnnnnnnn

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gracehi 31

Time to turn the hose on those animals!

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jelly713 19

Seriously! Or OP can go inside their car quietly & honk once they're in!

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traveler_ghost 12

GUY: hey lets do it on this guys truck GIRl: ok people are so horny these days

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shadowsorel 15

I saw two teens banging in my mom's yard during vacation. You'd think they'd stop after they've seen me...

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sirsquab 12

"these days" Right. Only "these days."

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mikeofthunder 13

78 is right - just look at the 60's.. Teenagers weren't necessarily havin sex on other peoples' cars, but the hippie movement? Those were wild cats!

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theannak 7

I hope you taught those kids you do not **** with someone's truck...or **** ON someone's truck.

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lacespace 8

That's using your resources for optimal pleasure purposes. Remember the days in mom and dad's house? You do what you can, when you can. Truck+boner+dress=fate

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