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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - 21/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML

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By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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docphil 9

Saturday 10 August 2019 14:20

Oh no a teenager going through puberty looked at your ass! End of the ******* world.

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 10 August 2019 16:20

He’s in 8th grade and you’re surprised he’s checking you out? Take it from a fellow teacher - that’s actually developmentally appropriate. If you’re gonna work with middle schoolers, you gotta be able to handle stuff like that.

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docphil 9

Saturday 10 August 2019 14:20

Oh no a teenager going through puberty looked at your ass! End of the ******* world.

Seeya55 31

Saturday 10 August 2019 14:20

Oh you sweet, summer child.

Adam Sherwin 3

Thursday 15 August 2019 4:36

I am amazed at the level of insult this was.

Henry8cooper 15

Saturday 10 August 2019 14:43

I am 52 - I have been checking butts every day since 6. grade - I hope I don't get caught as much these days.. Did he like it by the way?

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 10 August 2019 16:20

He’s in 8th grade and you’re surprised he’s checking you out? Take it from a fellow teacher - that’s actually developmentally appropriate. If you’re gonna work with middle schoolers, you gotta be able to handle stuff like that.

slym12312425 9

Saturday 10 August 2019 20:18

kid checked your ass out, it ain't the end of the world. pull him aside after class and explain that you did catch him and that while some find it flattering, you don't and you would appreciate if he refrains from it in the future.

David Rivera 1

Sunday 11 August 2019 1:05

if you're a guy don't do it not worth. you'll be labeled pedo and have that for rest of your life , if you're a female you'll get Max 1 year probation . Equality at it's finest!

DrSamba 7

Sunday 11 August 2019 20:00

Wrong. Ever hear of Mary Kay Letourneau? Felony rape, seven years.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 11 August 2019 1:45

Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on.

0neiros 14

Monday 12 August 2019 21:33

Got it bad got it bad got it bad...I'm hot for teacher. Don't stand, don't stand so, Don't Stand so close to me.

alycion 38

Sunday 11 August 2019 9:30

The age where kids start to realize the opposite sex doesn’t have cooties. Isn’t crushed on teachers in middle school/jr. high common? He’s probably not the only one who has done that.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 11 August 2019 15:22

so did he grab your ass or just look at it? he's in eighth grade, that happens.

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 11 August 2019 16:13

How is that unusual?

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