valalvax

About Valalvax

I'm just here to read shit and occasionally comment

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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

14%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

3%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

7%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

37%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%

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Valalvax's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it