Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my first time having sex was in the back of her car in my university parking garage. We went for hours with people walking all around us not noticing, because we fogged up the car after a while. While I got out, I noticed my best friend with the biggest grin taking a picture of me getting out of her car. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
josh7279 7
You must have a nice truck.
OmqDummyxD 7
Ah young love.
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Comments (156)
Alastrina_fml 20
That is absolutely disgusting!! Stupid teenagers.... I would have yelled at them and brandished a shotgun.
bigdog57_fml 9
Old grade school or high school?0_0
yourwifelovesme 25
This brings whole new meaning to dodge ram trucks lol
512bigt 10
did u let them finish?
guyfawke 5
get in the car and start it.
lexi365 20
This makes me hate my age group so much...
fatalwish 6
lol your life must really suck if you are gettin jelly of your trucks play!
kyliersb 4
Doesn't matter, had sex.
chuckbaby14 0
LOL
drawsmepants 6
I'd of hit the alarm on my keys.