Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my first time having sex was in the back of her car in my university parking garage. We went for hours with people walking all around us not noticing, because we fogged up the car after a while. While I got out, I noticed my best friend with the biggest grin taking a picture of me getting out of her car. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
josh7279 7
You must have a nice truck.
OmqDummyxD 7
Ah young love.
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Comments (156)
traveler_ghost 12
Did the car alarm go off?
theannak 7
It's a pickup. He didn't say it was a new pickup. As in there probably wasn't an alarm.
traveler_ghost 12
doesn't matter had sex...on a truck
TheyCallMeDamien 18
1) Tell them get off! (LOL!) 2) See if you can start the vehicle and see what they do.
chellyX92 8
Studying for sex Ed.
Cartera 10
More like practicing.
sikkpsychodoll 3
Turn on the car alarm hAha
Zestus 19
Why didn't you just get in and drive off
bach2121 13
Time for a new car
GigiMcGee 9
If only it was that easy.
sougstad 7
That would totally end up being a video gone viral if that were my truck! Teach those horn balls a lesson! No sex on my tail gate! That is unless of course I was hosting!!!
nonnieluv 9
I'm guessing they're teenagers so that would be possessing and distributing child pornography.
sougstad 7
Not if I was one year removed from high school
TheDrifter 24
Have some sympathy for the disadvantaged, folks. They obviously can't even afford a pickup of their own to get freaky on.
ohrlly7457 7
Sneak up take their pants and put them in the car and drive away. If they call the cops what would they say we were ******* on his car and he took out pants?
theannak 7
Brilliant lol take the cloths, as soon as they're in hand yell "YOU ROTTEN KIDS" while shaking your fist, and then as they're looking for their cloths scrambling out of the bed of your pickup, drive off lol
subterra 7
That's just hilarious. You could always threaten to let you in on a three way or turn them in.
agonydrum 7
That's awesome rape a couple teenagers...that's your advice..