By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:36 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
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gracehi 31

I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*

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Mr_Relatable 16

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

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gracehi 31

I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*

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ManUtdFan743 21

Clever bastard haha.

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Mr_Relatable 16

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

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Jak0p 25

I actually like your comment, but I hesitate to upvote it because of "you're". it's correct in the second part of your sentence, but why?

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lexiieeex3 32

Now that's just cruel...

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ber4fun 23

Maybe cruel but at least he got to go sky diving, it's still on the top of my bucket list.

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Kuibe 18

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Calarel_bones 12

with a friend like yours, who would need enemies?

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gosh_mate 30

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thawny_fml 21

Beat the shit out of your friend but remember to say "it's a prank" in between swings so he knows you're just joking.

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nemcali 34

#5 Totally agree. I was meant yo hit like not dislike :)

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izzajaneful 24

It's not a prank if it doesn't "generally" upset them. Perhaps you meant "genuinely"?

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qtbabe127 22

You're friends with Sam Pepper I see.

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deathstroke990 22

I get that they're both assholes, but besides that ?? how ????

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MonstreBelle 28

24- Sam Pepper released a "prank" video a few days ago where he pretends to kidnap 2 guys that are best friends and pretends to kill one of them in front of the other

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Holy mother of too far.

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tarlax 11

It's only "too far" if the entire prank and everything in it isn't staged and outright fake. Anyone with a working brain can figure that video out. Most full-time YouTube "pranksters" are full of shit.

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Solano2580 24

That is unwarranted. Depending on age i'd tell him to cut the crap or you'd just stop hanging out with him. Suicide is no joking matter and a prank war would just be even more childish.

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jawarston 24

classic

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trellz17 19

Should've snap chatted it.

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BloodyGlass 10

When's the funeral, OP? Because I'm sure you killed him, I would've.

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