FML : Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!"...

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Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 4 December 2015 20:36 / United States - Silver Spring

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By gracehi | 31

#6477677 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:24

I can't believe you FELL for that one!

*Ba dum tssss*

By gosh_mate | 30

#6477686 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:28

I just don't think pranks are funny if they generally upset the victim...

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By gracehi | 31

#6477677 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:24

I can't believe you FELL for that one!

*Ba dum tssss*

ManUtdFan743 | 21

#6479105 - Monday 7 December 2015 7:16

Clever bastard haha.

By Mr_Relatable | 16

#6477679 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:25

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

Jak0p | 25

#6478752 - Sunday 6 December 2015 20:01

I actually like your comment, but I hesitate to upvote it because of "you're". it's correct in the second part of your sentence, but why?

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6477681 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:26

Now that's just cruel...

ber4fun | 23

#6478075 - Saturday 5 December 2015 21:02

Maybe cruel but at least he got to go sky diving, it's still on the top of my bucket list.

By Kuibe | 18

#6477683 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Calarel_bones | 12

#6677143 - Wednesday 24 August 2016 6:34

with a friend like yours, who would need enemies?

By gosh_mate | 30

#6477686 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

thawny_fml | 21

#6477935 - Saturday 5 December 2015 17:28

Beat the shit out of your friend but remember to say "it's a prank" in between swings so he knows you're just joking.

nemcali | 30

#6477964 - Saturday 5 December 2015 18:49

#5 Totally agree. I was meant yo hit like not dislike :)

izzajaneful | 24

#6482189 - Friday 11 December 2015 3:32

It's not a prank if it doesn't "generally" upset them. Perhaps you meant "genuinely"?

By qtbabe127 | 22

#6477693 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:35

You're friends with Sam Pepper I see.

deathstroke990 | 22

#6477765 - Saturday 5 December 2015 10:03

I get that they're both assholes, but besides that ?? how ????

MonstreBelle | 28

#6477783 - Saturday 5 December 2015 10:35

24- Sam Pepper released a "prank" video a few days ago where he pretends to kidnap 2 guys that are best friends and pretends to kill one of them in front of the other

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6477924 - Saturday 5 December 2015 17:12

Holy mother of too far.

tarlax | 11

#6477985 - Saturday 5 December 2015 19:34

It's only "too far" if the entire prank and everything in it isn't staged and outright fake. Anyone with a working brain can figure that video out. Most full-time YouTube "pranksters" are full of shit.

By Solano2580 | 24

#6477698 - Saturday 5 December 2015 8:38

That is unwarranted. Depending on age i'd tell him to cut the crap or you'd just stop hanging out with him. Suicide is no joking matter and a prank war would just be even more childish.