Miscellaneous: Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:36 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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By Fuperman - 02/06/2013 23:14 - France - Illange

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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You deserved it 72 532

By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 084

Karma

By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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You deserved it 4 390

Pirate move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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You deserved it 26 835

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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You deserved it 15 849

By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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You deserved it 8 083

By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

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You deserved it 5 261

By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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gracehi 31

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:24

I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*

Mr_Relatable 16

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:25

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

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gracehi 31

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:24

I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*

ManUtdFan743 21

Monday 7 December 2015 7:16

Clever bastard haha.

Mr_Relatable 16

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:25

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

Jak0p 25

Sunday 6 December 2015 20:01

I actually like your comment, but I hesitate to upvote it because of "you're". it's correct in the second part of your sentence, but why?

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:26

Now that's just cruel...

ber4fun 23

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:02

Maybe cruel but at least he got to go sky diving, it's still on the top of my bucket list.

Kuibe 18

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:27

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Calarel_bones 12

Wednesday 24 August 2016 6:34

with a friend like yours, who would need enemies?

gosh_mate 30

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:28

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thawny_fml 21

Saturday 5 December 2015 17:28

Beat the shit out of your friend but remember to say "it's a prank" in between swings so he knows you're just joking.

nemcali 34

Saturday 5 December 2015 18:49

#5 Totally agree. I was meant yo hit like not dislike :)

izzajaneful 24

Friday 11 December 2015 3:32

It's not a prank if it doesn't "generally" upset them. Perhaps you meant "genuinely"?

qtbabe127 22

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:35

You're friends with Sam Pepper I see.

deathstroke990 22

Saturday 5 December 2015 10:03

I get that they're both assholes, but besides that ?? how ????

MonstreBelle 29

Saturday 5 December 2015 10:35

24- Sam Pepper released a "prank" video a few days ago where he pretends to kidnap 2 guys that are best friends and pretends to kill one of them in front of the other

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 5 December 2015 17:12

Holy mother of too far.

tarlax 11

Saturday 5 December 2015 19:34

It's only "too far" if the entire prank and everything in it isn't staged and outright fake. Anyone with a working brain can figure that video out. Most full-time YouTube "pranksters" are full of shit.

Solano2580 24

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:38

That is unwarranted. Depending on age i'd tell him to cut the crap or you'd just stop hanging out with him. Suicide is no joking matter and a prank war would just be even more childish.