Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my first time having sex was in the back of her car in my university parking garage. We went for hours with people walking all around us not noticing, because we fogged up the car after a while. While I got out, I noticed my best friend with the biggest grin taking a picture of me getting out of her car. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
josh7279 7
You must have a nice truck.
OmqDummyxD 7
Ah young love.
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Comments (156)
MsSoulReaper 27
Ew. What's wrong with them?! Some teenagers can't keep it in their pants long enough to do it at home.
Rille_Krille 13
Aproach them while you sing the "Jaws" theme and show your teeth in an evil grin when you get close!
theannak 7
You make me happy lol
hallow239 3
You know you live in a redneck place when you see this.
greenie213 23
Us teens are horny everywhere dude. Not just redneck places.
theannak 7
Do not blame rednecks. Just because there's a pickup, does not mean it's a redneck place. Could be a ghetto town. Bunch of gangsters hangin out and one was like "hey hoe. You, me, that truck." Yeah. Stereotypical bastard.
Welshite 40
Hallow239: I AM a "redneck", and would never disrespect someone's property like this. Amazingly, all the "rednecks" I know would never do this either. Please don't stereotype, because it just makes you look ignorant.
TheDrifter 24
16 obviously isn't aware of the redneck property rules. Touching another man's truck without permission is a major faux pas.
amandajlucas2015 2
And if this were a redneck place I'm sure he would have had his own truck to be doin it on.. Just a thought.. And if he wasn't 16 yet then they don't need to be doin that yet anyways lol
therealafroninga 10
And a great tailgate it was.
gc327072 31
What would've been funnier: "And a single **** was given that day"
matt98_fml 13
What? A girl willing to have sex in public?! School address please. ;)
KiddNYC1O 22
Virgin alert?
matt98_fml 13
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Kidding... Don't actually mean it.
matt98_fml 13
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And this is why you don't let your friend take your iPod....
DomDomxoxo 16
What a bullshit excuse! Did your dog eat your homework, too?
gc327072 31
Give him some slack, he's 14. We were all horny 14-year-olds sometime.
agonydrum 7
Congrats 20 that's the creepiest comment I can remember seeing on here
howrudoin 11
This is one of those moments auto start comes in handy to give those two a lil scare.
Snoopy0718 14
Kids nowadays would do it anywhere smh. Back when I was in high school, there was this stairway that behind it there was an opening were the students would have sec or the girls will give the guy a bj since there was no cameras
BossPathfinderGM 14
"Kids nowadays will do it anywhere." (Proceeds to reveal he did the same in his youth.)
Myo_fml 20
OP wasn't physically near the truck.
KVKdragon 26
This might be a good time to press the panic button on the remote of your car lol (if it has one)
ben827 10
Get their asses off your car! It's your property, tell them to stop. That's all I can say. Or watch...