Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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RedPillSucks 33
smooth
egnur_mas 19
Hey at least you didn't cut anything vital up hehe. I'm not sure if it helps everyone but for me using an electric clipper with a short "gate" (for lack of a better term) on it and keeping it short does no harm.
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egnur_mas 19
Hey at least you didn't cut anything vital up hehe. I'm not sure if it helps everyone but for me using an electric clipper with a short "gate" (for lack of a better term) on it and keeping it short does no harm.
buddy_J 16
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C0deJunk1e 23
Short hair can still be a little uncomfortable for her and possibly for him, too. The short hairs can scratch the sensitive skin on the inside of her thighs or be pulled the wrong way for him when riding close. I'm glad that doesn't seem to be an issue for you, though.
egnur_mas 19
It did take a little getting used to at first but I do prefer having that way now. :)
John_in_Oz 12
Your FML reminds me a bit of this video clip from Friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9S8eZbEMc
species4872 20
Somethings are meant to be left alone.
RedPillSucks 33
smooth
deejflat 17
Well does he like it?
Zexen 0
Well if she has a thing for 12 year old boys with razor burn.....
J352SAURUS 30
I think OP's SO is a him.