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Who says 2.5 ??????
ME ;D
#5: People with a 300-character limit.
Or he can just date his hand
YDI for dating him. DTMFA, and if he comes after you, call the damn cops. Or if you're just accepting life with a sicko as 'fml', get ready to be abused and probably murdered, too.
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Show it anywayHe's reading PUA bullshit, and misunderstanding it in the worst way. Google gamebreakers and put him in his place.
well, op, at least he told you ahead of time how ge feels :) now go dump him, they usually don't make it this easy!
a) Tell him your not a dog. b) Tell him he's going to be using his hand hand from now on and to get used to THAT.
I smell rebellion... Fight on, O opressed one! I agree with these folks. Dump that ****** who has a piece of string where his wanger should be.
ydi for being a woman everybody knows women are lesser beings tomen
and then snap it off right?
109 - you're a lesser being you shriveled dick **** licker.
No, he will be beating you like the Alpha Dog beats the Beta Dog lol
shoulda slapped him with yur steak and left...well take the steak with...dont waste that
******
#37 speaks truth. PLEASE tell us you dumped his psycho ass.
Surprised nobody has posted a "It's because Edward is gay! lawl!" joke here yet.
well no shit he's right so ydi for being ignorant
that's right bitch keep ur mouth shut
lol he owned you like Cesar owns dogs. did he go "tsssst" and pinch your neck?
LMAO OMFG SO FUNNY. and op. get used to it bitch
I had an abusive ex hubby- which is what you're on the way to having. I told him I could kill him when ever I wanted, that he had to sleep sometime. He knew I liked my french knife, too. You should tell EVERYONE YOU BOTH KNOW what he said AS YOU DUMP HIS ASS publicly-- say, a family gathering, a party, etc....
yeah break up with him, he is clearly a looser... and that is really sexist
YDI for being a female
id break up w his ass so quick. damn if you're still with him ydi.
No, it doesn't happen on Team Edward, instead you get a bi-polar, abusive boyfriend with stalker-like tendencies that's so possessive it's unhealthy and who gets jealous of pretty much everyone.
creep. break up.
Agreed! I'm reading this a couple of days after what Elliott Rodgers did after releasing his 'manifesto'. It's scary and horrendous to think that anyone would view another human as worthy of less respect.
What a creep!
First off who the **** counts 2.5 she is the ******* creep, damn beta dog needs a shock collar
Aaaaaaaand **** you too.
That's a real man right there.
WTF
kitchens can have wifi too
Truer words have never been spoken #87.
creep... yeah I guess... guess he likes doggie style? FYL op
Definitely time for a new guy.
your boyfriend is a great guy. maybe you wont get fat if you stick with him.
104 - you take it up the ass.
It sounds like he was trying to give you a reason to break up with him because he didn't have the stones to do it himself.
baha, yes pleAse
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better
yeah he's gonna get used to being alone
Dump his ass!
dump that sexist bastard, but kick him hard enough to make sure he will never have children first
That was good.
Dude, I've had pain for three days following a particularly successful knee in the balls, also been hit by a steel lunchbox. I seriously doubt it is equivocal to squeezing a person out your ******.
roflmfao!!! "squeezing a person out of your ******" win comment
70 said that very well. "sqeezing a person out.." Lol. #70 ftw:D
and most women are in labor for like 12-20 hours
Except that you're all drugged up and prepared while giving birth while we get ninja-struck in the family jewels without the aid of pain medication.
not everyone is 'drugged up' giving birth you douche.. and drugs or no drugs you can still die.
Christ I need to watch my wording, the whole point of my post was that although I've been cracked in the nuts good and hard, I don't think it was going to ever compare... as labour is clearly worse!
Glad that not everyone got the wrong end of the stick!
You're right-it's not the same as giving birth. Giving birth is a helluva lot worse. And before you say that it only lasts a few hours, and you were in pain for three days, why don't you think about the fact that a woman is pregnant for NINE MONTHS! That's nine months of pain-a lot less than three days.
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Show it anywaywhat the hell this guy is horrible not the OP
So.... 8 believes this is acceptable behavior from the boyfriend? Huh.
Time for him to get used to not having a girlfriend. You need to find a less douchebaggy boyfriend.
ahhhaha fyl time for a new bf or get used to being a beta dog
Watch out, he might start dragging you around by the hair....
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break up with him
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better