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By Shirley - / Wednesday 15 February 2012 00:43 / United States
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  justmeagirl  |  0

YDI for dating him. DTMFA, and if he comes after you, call the damn cops. Or if you're just accepting life with a sicko as 'fml', get ready to be abused and probably murdered, too.

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  powersmoke  |  0

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  l1douchhe1l  |  0

ydi for being a woman everybody knows women are lesser beings tomen

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  iSwag  |  0

this sort of thing doesn't happen on team Edward lol

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  pitbullmom  |  0

thats when you smack him upside the head with a bottle, piss on him and ask 'who's alpha now bitch?' that should help establish dominance. but seriously, I agree you should leave before he does become violent.

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  AlaskaRaven  |  0

I had an abusive ex hubby- which is what you're on the way to having. I told him I could kill him when ever I wanted, that he had to sleep sometime. He knew I liked my french knife, too. You should tell EVERYONE YOU BOTH KNOW what he said AS YOU DUMP HIS ASS publicly-- say, a family gathering, a party, etc....

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No, it doesn't happen on Team Edward, instead you get a bi-polar, abusive boyfriend with stalker-like tendencies that's so possessive it's unhealthy and who gets jealous of pretty much everyone.

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  WordAficionada  |  19

Agreed! I'm reading this a couple of days after what Elliott Rodgers did after releasing his 'manifesto'. It's scary and horrendous to think that anyone would view another human as worthy of less respect.

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  AngryNinja  |  1

she has a character limit. typing out two an a half years takes up a lot of characters. it's not creepy, it's demeaning and op needs to dump that asswipe, and get a bunch if her girls together to kick his ass. show him just how 'low' women like to be. -_-

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  Aggriken  |  0

I think she's the creep for being out of the kitchen long enough to write his FML.

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  Time_spiral  |  0

this guy sounds smart.. i think you should pay close attention to what he has to say. oh and practice making sandwiches, it could save your relationship.

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  LightWater  |  0

Dude, I've had pain for three days following a particularly successful knee in the balls, also been hit by a steel lunchbox. I seriously doubt it is equivocal to squeezing a person out your vagina.

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Except that you're all drugged up and prepared while giving birth while we get ninja-struck in the family jewels without the aid of pain medication.

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  LightWater  |  0

Christ I need to watch my wording, the whole point of my post was that although I've been cracked in the nuts good and hard, I don't think it was going to ever compare... as labour is clearly worse!

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  darkmis1  |  17

You're right-it's not the same as giving birth. Giving birth is a helluva lot worse. And before you say that it only lasts a few hours, and you were in pain for three days, why don't you think about the fact that a woman is pregnant for NINE MONTHS! That's nine months of pain-a lot less than three days.

By  f_alltheirlives  |  3

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