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dont message me. this isn't myspace/facebook. I like to troll every now and then. Deal with it. Oh, and don't respond to what I say because A) it's the internet B) I don't give a shit and eyeball my wife all you want, she's still mine.

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Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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By Shirley - / Wednesday 15 February 2012 00:43 / United States

Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML

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By OnlyIfYouLoveMe - / Monday 23 November 2009 05:12 / United States

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By oxjessiiox - / Sunday 11 October 2009 15:42 / United Kingdom

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By Amberizzle - / Saturday 26 September 2009 16:43 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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By misc - / Sunday 13 September 2009 19:18 / United States

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