Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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glittercookies
| 12
He probably meant on his.
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.
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freakingabc
| 0
Lmao
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Someone wants you to chock on THEIR big fat cock, to most people that's an insult... Or an open invitation to enjoy big fat cock.
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GreenAppleDP
| 0
Clearly #1 was so excited to be the first comment, they couldn't think of anything better to say.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
In German that's how they say they love you
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MrSarcasm
| 4
Well, the Germans are famous for their sausages...
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FruityLoooons
| 8
22 - Or, you know, they just actually found the FML funny.
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peachesncreem
| 21
#20 - Chock. That's new.. How does one do this thing you call chock?
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
You should of known the letter would be bad since it had a big swastika in the front...
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kingnate16
| 0
German is the language of love
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Leave it to google turn a cute, innocent thing like a image of a doggie or a translation of a cute letter into something straight out of a porno gone wrong.
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jisaac09
| 25
@81, Yea I think she realized it and just wanted to make an example of 20. LIke somehow he was less of a person because of a typo.
Grammar whores. Too busy correcting things to get any cock to chock on.
Grammar whores. Too busy correcting things to get any cock to chock on.
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edibleamazing
| 4
86- win
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PinkElephants713
| 6
37- Chock:
The choking of the cock.
May be preparing a bird for a feast, expressing self pleasure, or giving pleasure to others.
;)
The choking of the cock.
May be preparing a bird for a feast, expressing self pleasure, or giving pleasure to others.
;)
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every1luvsvag
| 10
Fuck that shit.
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every1luvsvag
| 10
Fuck that shit
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TPSerigne
| 9
Hey that was very thoughtful if you ask me.
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every1luvsvag
| 10
Fuck that shit.
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every1luvsvag
| 10
Fuck that shit.
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mama2b3
| 20
Awhhh that IS cute :)
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LookOnBrightSide
| 12
6-Don't know if cute would be the right word. Creepy and disturbing, yes, but cute...I'm not too sure about that.
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mama2b3
| 20
It was sarcasm, emphasis on the word "is", if you read the fml op refers to it as cute.
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nahgemoohc
| 17
How does emphasis on the word 'is' reflect sarcasm? I tried saying it out loud, even!
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boomhauer18
| 3
Dont listen to them that was funny right there
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CRC_101
| 31
Wait, when is sarcasm accompanied by smiley faces? O_O
Ah well. Huzzah, sarcasm! :D
Ah well. Huzzah, sarcasm! :D
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Furrywhiplash
| 14
In the original post, cute was referring to the physical appearance of the letter and not to the actual content of the letter.
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Janawa
| 22
SEE!!!!! They doggy gets it!
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PinkElephants713
| 6
When sarcasm is hard to detect, a good "BAZINGA" may help to get your point across!
;)
;)
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.
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glittercookies
| 12
He probably meant on his.
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chinte42
| 0
Of course he meant his
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
Seems like someones in love with you.
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jabfinch
| 9
Atleast they hoped it in another language, it's the thought that counts.