By kittens go meow - 15/02/2012 00:35 - United States

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Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.

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n_epic_fail 14

Someone wants you to chock on THEIR big fat ****, to most people that's an insult... Or an open invitation to enjoy big fat ****.

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GreenAppleDP 0

Clearly #1 was so excited to be the first comment, they couldn't think of anything better to say.

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ydi_4_suking 20

In German that's how they say they love you

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MrSarcasm 4

Well, the Germans are famous for their sausages...

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FruityLoooons 8

22 - Or, you know, they just actually found the FML funny.

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peachesncreem 21

#20 - Chock. That's new.. How does one do this thing you call chock?

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Leave it to google turn a cute, innocent thing like a image of a doggie or a translation of a cute letter into something straight out of a porno gone wrong.

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jisaac09 25

@81, Yea I think she realized it and just wanted to make an example of 20. LIke somehow he was less of a person because of a typo. Grammar ******. Too busy correcting things to get any **** to chock on.

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PinkElephants713 6

37- Chock: The choking of the ****. May be preparing a bird for a feast, expressing self pleasure, or giving pleasure to others. ;)

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every1luvsvag 10

**** that shit.

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TPSerigne 9

Hey that was very thoughtful if you ask me.

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every1luvsvag 10

**** that shit.

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every1luvsvag 10

**** that shit.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

6-Don't know if cute would be the right word. Creepy and disturbing, yes, but cute...I'm not too sure about that.

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mama2b3 20

It was sarcasm, emphasis on the word "is", if you read the fml op refers to it as cute.

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nahgemoohc 17

How does emphasis on the word 'is' reflect sarcasm? I tried saying it out loud, even!

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boomhauer18 3

Dont listen to them that was funny right there

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CRC_101 31

Wait, when is sarcasm accompanied by smiley faces? O_O Ah well. Huzzah, sarcasm! :D

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Furrywhiplash 14

In the original post, cute was referring to the physical appearance of the letter and not to the actual content of the letter.

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PinkElephants713 6

When sarcasm is hard to detect, a good "BAZINGA" may help to get your point across! ;)

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DontClickOnMe 28

Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Seems like someones in love with you.

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jabfinch 9

Atleast they hoped it in another language, it's the thought that counts.

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