Psycho... Go through with the break up.

Have'nt we had enough FML's tp prove even family isn't always there?

Damn... what was she thinking.

33- No matter what your family does you'll still have a blood bond.

Tattooing your significant other's name on you is always a bad idea. You can still break up with her, you know. She'll just feel like a dumbass for having her ex's name on her chest. It's not your problem, it's hers.

50 Just because you are blood related doesn't mean you can't be disowned, excommunicated or anything else like that...

I agree #11, especially in such a visible place!

35. she wasn't, she's psycho!

im surprised that no one pointed out #1's misspelling of Forrest

I knew God created texting for a reason

Life is like a box a chocolates ya never know what your gunna get...i guess this box really screwed him over haha

I guess I'm the only one that finds this FML sweet and kind of hot?

#97 She probably used the OED version

Ha don't get family tattooed either because they arnt always there for you an example my sister !!!!!

Just because there is a blood bond doesn't make them family I consider the people who actually took care of me as family rather than the blood family who treated me like shit

I'm surprised he made it out of the house. +100 to Endurance.

Courage required to complete break-up: over 9000.

At least she'll have something to remember you by!

If I were you I will tell her I'm gay seems like she one of those I can't live with out you type people

89- although I don't really like your comment, I will thank you for properly using the subjunctive.

#89 She's

No. It read "guess I'm stuck".

Omg.. overly attached girlfriend.. she's back.. D:

Run bro!

OP's door is probably a fine piece of carpentry, but what is he going to do about his psycho girlfriend?

He's going to hit her with the door.

OP is trying to break up with his girlfriend, not break up his door.

In this case, sacrifices must be made.

I always knew that this would happen. I'll put on the Druid outfit and retrieve the appropriate number of maidens for this.

OP: " Knock knock!" Psycho girl: " Who's there?" OP: * SLAM* " THE DOOR!"

Then she'd have to specifically look for another guy with Ops name, to justify that response.

I agree. That alone would have been breakup incentive for me.

Easier? Now she would be a fuckload more physco if he broke it off..

Nah, now you just got to find another psycho with the same name as yourself. Although 2 psycho's together does sound pretty scary.

85, Scary? No. Hilarious? Yes.

Dont catch me im the gingerbread man!

You're a monster!!! No, I'm not the monster here, YOU are!!!

Wait till he wakes up the next morning with a numbing pain on his chest and a ring superglued on his finger.