Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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muahzzbaybee 0
break up with him
baronjman 2
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better
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Comments (405)
Wersome 13
If you have any self respect you'll put him in his place and dump him.
Fieryirishchild 0
Ok I hope you at least slapped him or dumped a drink over his head, dumped him and left.
Ethos_fml 0
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Look up the Gorean lifestyle. And by the way, the Beta is a respectful position in the canine hunting party subsequent only to that of the Alpha. But he is sexist. Slightly. Unless he's a male gorean. Happy face :D
puedominican 0
he told you.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Mysoganists should go to hell. P.S. He, apparently, read Eclipse (referencing Beta comment).
RamsesX 5
yes it must have been Eclipse, thats where Beta came from after all! It was invented just for Eclipse and nobody heard of it before... BTW: OF TOPIC: EDWARD IS A PEDOPHILE, he's over 100 and dating a 16 year old. If you disagree then let your 16 year old date a 50 year old and then tell me its ok. Old balls swinging against her young vag...EWW
gigglingassassin 0
If you disagree then let your 16 year old date a 50 year old and then tell me its ok. --- SO not funny. My 19 year old sister ran off with a 50 year old, since she is overage, there is nothing we can do.
ATALEOFTWOCITIES 0
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aside from the opinions part, your boyfriend is my hero. no. i'm not kidding.
grovyle210 3
HERO! you noo good sexist bitch you bastard god damn you
withered 30
#57 Let me guess... Every woman you approached rejected you so now you have inferior complex?
Thekbking 11
ts inferiority complex but yes he probably does have one or was raised by shitty parents
morella_xx 29
Well, I hope that was your last date with him. I'm somewhat skeptical that this took two and a half years to come out though. This seems like a strong enough opinion that you would have seen touches of it before now.
blankettt 0
@ #27: Try again, when you learn to better interpret the bible. If that is you're understanding of it, then cool. God made women from a man's side, to walk beside him and be equal to him.
quietlytearful 0
now can we please calm down and NOT involve the bible in this. everyone has different interpretations of it and you will never change their minds so don't bother.
ATALEOFTWOCITIES 0
@#60 hahahahahahahhaaha haahahahahahahahahahahaha. this is actually the one thing in the bible that i like. it says that men are to provide for women and women are to serve the men. yes, it does say that.
cnbcad 15
It says men and women are equal - both are His creation. They are however different and have different roles. Men actually get the short end of the stick. They are to put thier women before themselves in all things.
Gary_Fresh 0
RUN NOW!!!!!!
shy_shy 0
ditch his ass like now!!!!!