Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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muahzzbaybee 0
break up with him
baronjman 2
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better
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Comments (405)
JeWbOy101 11
get out while u still can he sounds retarded
lickmyjock 0
GOOD PUPPY! HAVE A TREAT! :-)
wrathdaotaku 2
an go make mw a SAMMICH!!! lol
jwktheman 6
a sandwich filled with REVENGE. :)
MissSparkie 0
hope he's NOW your ex boyfriend
Zephyric 0
Your boyfriend has been watching too much Animal Planet specials about wolves. Either that or this was fake. The second is more likely, I think.
Laurendorcus 0
Make Mr. Alpha beg you for sex and THEN dump him when he is tied to your bed. :-)
astheworldfalls 0
I like this idea.
GreenAlbatross 3
I agree. And this is less likely to put her in front of a jury for felony assault and battery/first degree murder charges. She should take a few pictures of him bound and gagged like the spoiled little piggy he is before she leaves though.
mlipro 0
I'm liking the tying him down, but then, Step 2: take a picture Step 3: photoshop it Step 4: give him a ****** Step 5: Put on internet Step 6: Mass E-mail the link.
kniickles 0
dump him before he starts beating the crap out of you, becuase he will. I hope it's fake.
its_me_haha 0
my ex did not say that in so many words.. then a week or so later told me i needed to learn my place and started threatening me
campbellshayla73 0
dump his ass
PsychoMerk 0
I hope you made his sammich after
whelping 0
sammich. .... wow ur a dumbass
PsychoMerk 0
and you're a serious little bitch that can't take a joke! god!
PsychoMerk 0
I'm a girl anyway... my bf makes me sammiches n cleans ;0 because I just plainly lack the mad cooking skills he has >_> he'll be the "housewife" :}
jcpt1984 0
I hope you humiliated him by dumping him in front of everyone at the restaurant for being such a total douchebag!