Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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muahzzbaybee 0
break up with him
baronjman 2
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better
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Cristaderzi 0
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He is Right! In Genesis God gave Men Dominion over ALL things especialy females! Dont like it then die!
armadilloz 0
very true #27
Skyke 0
actually i think you need to read a little closer. The bible states that men and women are HELPMATES not SERVANTS. do you know the definition of helpers??? it means we share responsibilities EQUALLY.
onnielief 4
thank heavens not all people believe in your imaginary friend or live by a book that has been heavily edited! God had nothing to do with the creation of humanity.
Maddoctor 10
#179, I hope that was directed at Christaderzi instead of skyke, as the latter was just putting the former in her place, not trying to start a religious debate, so how about you take the hint and not start one either.
chrissykitty 0
Cristaderzi all I can say is.... you're a dumbass.
grovyle210 3
he's right! are u serious that guy is a sexist bitch and I'm a guy so I know this is wrong
koolkat27 13
Without females, humans would die out. Men can't produce children, so humanity would collapse.
Namenlos_fml 20
Dump the ******
Ucla_cupcake 0
It sucks that you have been with him for 2.5 years. I say you dump him. It will suck but it's far better than being with a guy that has such ideology.
geee 0
dump him. whatta sexist *****!
kezzstar 0
Dump him and find yourself a human being to date. Judging from your experience, pooches don't make good boyfriends do they?
RayneSmytson 24
Dogs are generally more respectable than men!
aDropOfSunshine 2
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It's probably just his way of telling you he wants to try some BDSM in the bedroom... loosen up a little :P
Quest_ 13
Take a diarrhea dump on his face.
PsychoMerk 0
WOAH!!!! >:O take a nice dump on his chest, but Diarrhea?! that's like squirting mustard all over! Dx Only cheaters deserve that ;0
seafea 0
or have a buffalo do it for you :3
defsdgdh 4
quest it looks like someone took a diareah dump on your face
Endymion_fml 0
I'm tempted to say you deserve it for starting a sentance with 'and'.
puedominican 0
hmm... you spelled "sentence" wrong. god damn english teachers these days...
AmoraLynn 6
They were correcting the grammar, using 'and' at the beginning isn't proper English, but it is used in conversation. v_v I just thought about the fact that you may have been being sarcastic, if so please disregard what I just said.
FerrariCake 2
Tell him you don't want to be a dog... since you're making up funny animal names for yourselves, tell him you want to be Alpha Cat. Or maybe you could be Zeta Hamster. Just let him know that if he gets to be a dog, you want to be a different animal. And that he can't have sex with you then.
GreenAlbatross 3
You are a beautiful person. I want to be a Zeta Hamster. Or a Sigma Pangolin.
token_blackguy 18
Guys only get away with treating women like this because they stay with guys who treat them like that guy does. So if she stays with him she deserves it and if they have kids and one is a girl she will look for a guy who treats her just like daddy treated mommy.
chasin_butterfli 0
^This^ He is 100% correct. Take that dog to the pound. You don't want to live like that.
n00bowner 0
Settle down.